Hey tomtom, I bought a growler of Yonkers ale.

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  1. Bro

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    Yonkers brewing company. Website coming soon.

    The owner tried to push Bronx ale on me. He's done this before to me though. He always tries to convince me to buy the lesser seller. I want Yonkers ale give me Yonkers ale. If I wanted Bronx ale I would have asked for Bronx ale.

    FFS MAN.
     
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    there are zero powerlines to be found in tomtom's home town
     
  3. Bro

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    Unless you dig. HAHA! Watch where you dig bro.
     
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    I bought some shrimp earlier
     
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    And my pizza is better than his.
     
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    Hey naz this growler is gonna get me so wasted.
     
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    i thought a growler was something else.
     
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    I'm drinking a white rascal and just put pulled pork in the fridge to brine. We are having my kid's hockey team over tomorrow to celebrate and I'm smoking the pork shoulder. I took pics, gonna be delicious.
     
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    In Yonkers a growler can also be a girl in heat. :grad:
     
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    I need a new computer desk.
     

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    Yes, yes you do.
     
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    I'd probably burn myself.
     
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    What a chore.
     
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    It is only in the crock pot to sit in the fridge, will go in the smoker tomorrow.

    It is brined with sea salt, pepper, cinnamon other spices and chopped apples. All the flavors will absorb in and it will gain 30% in weight. I poured the brine over it then put a ziplock bag full of water to hold it under the brine otherwise it floats and wont soak it through completely.

    I will dry rub it tomorrow with hungarian paprika, sugar in the raw and a few other spices.
    It will smoke with applewood and maple wood.

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    Yes, that is a bra catalog on the table.

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    Get your kids to help. Make them earn those phones.
     
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    I have 1 kid that earns his keep and one not so much.
     
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    I can't eat smoked meat anyway so fuck your smoked meat.
     
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    I'd rather spend hours making my own tomato sauce.
     
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    :owned:
     
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    How much do you eat of your smoked pork?