Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 18, 2012.
Hey Howard, why dont you have your private chef pack your fuckin lunch for you Toothy!
He can't chew real food with his fake teeth
Chances of any deli or restaurant in NYC making lentil soup without chicken stock (or beef stock) are exactly 0.0.
Isn't this food people eat in old folks homes? Have a nice big turkey sandwich geez.
Oh no, he cant do that. He has to lose 5lbs so he looks good in his suits on AGT.
Howard no longer eats chicken or turkey because their necks remind him too much of his own.
He has a scarf for that!
hahahahaha so true
Yup...I worked in restaurants, an even higher chance that those soups came in frozen blocks with Sysco written on the side. But I'm sure if he's convinced that The Amaaazing One only "makes doody" once a month, he could also convince himself that the lentil soup is both vegetarian and fresh.
Robin mentioning the Sterns private chef was very emasculating...
The private chef is really more of a friend than an actual worker. Who wouldn't like the Sterns?
Especially since he eats lunch while most places are serving breakfast.
If the private chef makes it then he has to pay for it. Breakfast and lunch are written into his contract on Sirus's dime
Thats way to much effort to carry the lunch to the car. get out of the car with the lunch. Hand it to ronnie. Cut Howard some slack he is over worked as it is
I think HowardTV pays for the meals and we know Howard is going to get his free soup, come hell or high water.
...Carry... the lunch?? Are you serious? He has people for that. He could have perfect vegetarian / pescetarian lunches, prepared by the chef, waiting in a sealed portable fridge or heating unit with no problem at all.
How To Cook Thanksgiving Lasagna by Howard Stern
1. Throw container in microwave.
2. Type "1"
3. Type "1"
4. Hit "Start"
5. Contemplate life as a rich miserly man who has to pay for all of the most meaningful relationships in his life while Lasagna vaporizes in the microwave.
Yes, he thought is would just be a fun thing for him to do..
The history of Howard Stern: turkey, baked potatoes, lentil soup and brown rice.
p.s. The private chef chose working for the Ostrosky-Sterns over girlfriend Kim Cattrall.
I believe you have nailed. He is the cheapest prick on earth.........He wants his free soup........