Hey you fucking mexican, eyetalian, and irish assholes.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    What is the proper gift for a young man's first communion? He's 13. Srs responses only, plz. This thread is very srs. Srsly.
     
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    He goes to Catholic school so he's already getting all the dick he can handle.
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    a black man


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  4. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Planned Parenthood gift certificate.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Bottle of Roofies
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Jesus Juice
     
  7. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Hustler and a box of Kleenex
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    money duh
     
  9. wetback

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    Bottle of tequila :mexican:
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    A do-rag and a fifth of Hen.
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    You should see if wetback can hook you up with an autographed pair of Kim Kardashian's panties.
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I assumed this. Is fiddy enough?
     
  13. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    But yea, dinero is best. No gift certificates, straight up $$$$
     
  14. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Alert for racism! How would you like it if people posted anti black stuff here?
     
  15. wetback

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    hundie bro it's a big day.
     
  16. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    At 13, it should be his Confirmation... You don't want to buy the wrong card. Put some cash in it. Kids love cash.
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I have to get him away from his dad to get the real scoop. So far he's given me the, "I'm not really into girls", but his dad has always been around. I don't know if he's into chicks with big asses.
     
  18. wetback

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    Or get him a broken record, mack is probably free
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Really, a hundie? Maybe I'll give him fiddy and a few boxes of ammo.
     
  20. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    It's gift cards now. Get one to bed bath and beyond just to be a dick DB