Hey you fucking mexican, eyetalian, and irish assholes.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    What is the proper gift for a young man's first communion? He's 13. Srs responses only, plz. This thread is very srs. Srsly.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #1
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    He goes to Catholic school so he's already getting all the dick he can handle.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #2
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    a black man


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    Apr 21, 2014 #3
  4. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Planned Parenthood gift certificate.
     
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  5. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Bottle of Roofies
     
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  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Jesus Juice
     
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  7. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    Hustler and a box of Kleenex
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #7
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons VIP Extreme Gold

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    money duh
     
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  9. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Bottle of tequila :mexican:
     
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  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    A do-rag and a fifth of Hen.
     
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  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    You should see if wetback can hook you up with an autographed pair of Kim Kardashian's panties.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #11
  12. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    I assumed this. Is fiddy enough?
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #12
  13. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    But yea, dinero is best. No gift certificates, straight up $$$$
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #13
  14. Gwarn1

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    Alert for racism! How would you like it if people posted anti black stuff here?
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #14
  15. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    hundie bro it's a big day.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #15
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    At 13, it should be his Confirmation... You don't want to buy the wrong card. Put some cash in it. Kids love cash.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #16
  17. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    I have to get him away from his dad to get the real scoop. So far he's given me the, "I'm not really into girls", but his dad has always been around. I don't know if he's into chicks with big asses.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #17
  18. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Or get him a broken record, mack is probably free
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #18
  19. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Really, a hundie? Maybe I'll give him fiddy and a few boxes of ammo.
     
    Apr 21, 2014 #19
  20. Gwarn1

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    It's gift cards now. Get one to bed bath and beyond just to be a dick DB
     
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