Hi all.... I'm new too.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Fatty, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    I had my ass dragged in here by the poker crew a while back but never really came in to post much!

    We ran out of toilet paper back in my usual 'Forum home' so I called in here for a shit.... It appears you too are clean out of the stuff too!

    OK, time to get my socks off! Seeya around a bit more as I think I like this place, Shame about Matty's avatar though, Cute dog but doesn't match the owner! :) You're probably gonna regret inviting me in the first place! :D





    Do you have any rooms I could book for a fortnight?
     
  2. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    look tubby...back away while you still can ...and check your messages...

     
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  3. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    :D

    lol

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    Checked.

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    Replied.
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    fatroids .. is that you?
     
  5. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Welcome to the Saloon!
     
  6. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    Fatroids... nope, Not me. I'm the fat fuk from the poker room. I know nothing of this impending doom on some other site I hear of.

    Thanks for the welcome hockeygrl.... Senior mod! Do they really put women in charge of this forum? That's a new one! :) What do you lot get up to in the mods lounge I wonder!?!?!? I can just imagine it now.... Mods looking up into the Senior Mods lounge & Drooooling.... That's how to run a tight ship I guess, Make the mods WANT to do as they're told lol. :D

    Slap me silly! :)

    Fatty...
     
  7. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    if we get snowed in we can live off fatty for a month of sundays

     
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  8. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    Sod off! You'd have to amputate a leg!


    Where would I balance my coffee cup while eating my pies then???
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    nice meeting you anyhoo
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    good point
     
  11. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    Heheheheheee.... :D :D :D
     
  12. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    Laters good people.


    I'm out, I can't be assed with the lame constant insults posted here on Dawg's Saloon.


    Maybe this place should have been called "Dawg's Kindergarten" MEN wouldn't act so childish in a real saloon would they?


    There are a few of you who I have grown to like, Bro, Matty, Dawg (The Poker crew) you know who you are... Hopefully we'll meet for a game of online poker again some day as I do enjoy chatting with the few american/canadians on here who don't feel it necessary to repeatedly wave their 'Virtual slug' in the air to prove manliness!

    I may call back in occasionally for poker updates etc so I'd appreciate it I can keep this account, However, If you feel I should go for saying all of this, Feel free to delete this account & give the 'name' to the 'other' Fatty. I understand. :)

    Fatty..... Out!
     
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    Fatty New Member

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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh dear. :coffee:
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I have never seen anyone ask to be banned in their intro thread. I applaud your enthusiasm and welcome you fatty.
     
  16. Fatty

    Fatty New Member

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    I'm still here??

    :shoveit: :tflip: :finger: