Hi everyone. I'm starting a garden today

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ive never done this before and was wondering if anyone had advice. like what type of spice or vegetable i should start with, or any other tips.

    thanks http://www.dawgshed.com/images/smilies/shitty-hw.gif
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    so now you won't get busted buying synthetic weed at 1:00 am? :smile:
     
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    habaneros for a mick
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    not that type of garden :D
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Google.com ya big dummy
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Step 1: Drive to Home Depot
    Step 2: Hire a Messican
    Step 3: Done!
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i know that. but i wanted to know if any of my fellow posters had tips
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Or a garden center, stupie
     
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    if i was doing outdoors, i'd love to do some pepper plants, some tasty grape tomatoes, some flowers and of course marijuana. i could train large plants to be under 2 feet tall but very long.
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Us new englanders can't/won't do planting until memoriak day. Rule of thumb.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :hhh:
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    He who controls the spice controls the universe. :grad:
     
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    freds you broke it

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    get some compost from a hippie to mix in the soil. your vegetable plants will grow three times faster.
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Damn, I love gardens. Now I have to participate. Where are you shitty?
     
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    freds you broke it

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    my tomato plants are already 4 feet tall.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    South Carolina

    what grows good this time of year?
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Okay. So you want to plant some bleeding tooth fungus:

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    Some Chinese black batflowers:

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    Some Doll's Eye:

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    And surround the whole thing with Porcupine Tomato so nobody fucks with it.

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    since i was 5, my goal was to rule the world
     
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    amen
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    These are all different strains of tomato you could try:

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