Hi guys.... been on bender in Europe

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    hello.. i am drunk as fuck right now ...

    Have hit Amsterdam and now Barcelona, Spain over the last week.. just got back to my room at 8 am ish..

    and I just wanted to say I found fucking vegetables here in Europe no problem.. thank you very much

    but with all the fucking great dinners, beer, tits , ass and liquor here ,only a total dickwlad like Robin would ever give a shit about veggies



    anyway cheers fellow salooners

    :hat:
     
  2. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    did they all thank you for the fact that they're not all currently speaking german?


    Silly question, of course they did.
     
  3. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Just to be clear for those who think this post is real and that Xavier is actually in Europe.

    Xavier is currently at home right now indulging in a European flavor of Molly.
     
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    ryanv1978 New Member

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    Barcelona is the BEST
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Why hello dere. I'm drunk as fuck, too. Just got back from a Nine Inch Nails concert. They kicked off their new tour in St Paul, Minnesota tonight, which is where I am currently.

    The concert sucked nuts.
     
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Awesome! Thanks for checking in.

    I'll be in Amsterdam in 10 days. Anything there you remember being especially cool?!?

    I was there once, but it was all a bit of a blurry haze, involving almost getting divorced and inadvertently bringing mushrooms back in my suitcase.

    Speaking of which, there's nothing like coming down from mushrooms in an Amsterdam pancake house; the deliciousness, the coziness.........................

    "I didn't start liking tea until 10 minutes from now".

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  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    hey fuck nut...sucks for you that you never travel any further then walmart



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    Hash... booze and firm tits
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    that sucks... glad you were drunk tho
     
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    stfu douchebag
     
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    i love barcelona....where are you staying????
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    It drives me crazy to hear barthalona.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Get your ass to Valencia and drink real Sangria on the beach........
     
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    Sounds wonderful. Enjoy the moment. Can we live vicariously through you and go bang a flamingo dancer?
     
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    Bababaloney Fudge Packer Banned User

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    Give him some stime, he has to look up some hotels on the internet to find out where he's "staying".
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You forgot about Russian.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    they booked us at a boring ass holidayin right outside the city.. but so far our hotel rooms have just served as a place to shower and keep our suit cases

    we did the rustic downtown area the last few night.. and have stayed out til 6am bar and club hoping the last few nights and beach during the day

    i am heading back right now.. will take pictures just for u
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am off the ignore list again?? make up your mind faggot....

    but while i am gone feel free to tell us of all the places you have been ...
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the sangrias here are fucking great but the local beer here is the worst i have ever tasted ... anyway cheers :hat:
     
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    how are the coffee shops in Amsterdam doing?

    i haven't read up on them lately.

    i know the gubment was cracking down on pot tourism.

    bastards.