Hi hon its mom whats the password to your pc i need to check my email

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    Your reaction?

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    No
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    you jack off to 2dk's picture your argument is invalid
     
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    Jesus Christ, how old are you that your mother is playing with your computer?
     
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    Smack her in the mouth
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Gary hate in 3...2....1....
     
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    tell her to go home
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    imagine shes visiting
    shes on the phone
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    i like how we used to be close and then you turned into a total butthole nice job
     
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    Why is she visiting when I'm not home?
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    she wants to see if you are looking at pics of young men, since you have the gay tendencies.


























































































    I dont blame her
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

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    She either needs to use her phone or bring her own laptop.

    Reverse the whip and tell her you'll check it for her. All you need is the password to her email.
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    visiting for the week
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    shes using her phone to call you for the password cause youre not home and she really needs to check her email
     
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    When were we close? :scratch:
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    create a guest user login account and let her login as a guest...not that fucking hard.
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    You are a full time college student, and your mom is staying at your place? That sounds totally legit
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    I guess it is about time she got to see my girlfriend's boons.
     
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    Holy shit...is this one of those stories that never ends...just has more shit piled on top of it? Just tell her no..you can do that now that you are a grown person.
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    before you turned into a total donkey. you Made a thread asking what i was in jail for (crossbar hotel)
    but youre not home and you forgot to set the account up before you left. she REALLY needs to check her email and doesnt understand why you wont give her the password
    i have more than one bedroom, cockhead. my parents are having a shit ton of work done to their house so they decided to come visit me for a week.