Hi my name is Annie, looking for a fuck buddy

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    My name is Annie, 53 yrs old...1.6 miles from you

    Looking for a fuck buddy, no strings attached

    Hi sexy, I see you're close. And I'm really in the mood to suck and fuck your cock, so I was thinking we could meet? If you're into mature.................

    :backlol:
     
  2. Stew Nod

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    I mean I'd bend Annie over the kitchen table and plow her good...if she actually existed!

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    if only she was 1.5 miles away :facepalm:
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    You gotta love how she's in the mood to fuck and suck your cock just because you only live 1.6 miles away.
     
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    dawg needs jesus in his life.
     
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    ankle bracelet :dontknow:
     
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    We're all 1.6 mile away! hahhahah

    We live in Dawgtown USA
     
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  8. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    To be perfectly honest the one add where the milf teacher/librarian is being 'taken' by the two 15 yr olds kinda gave me a chubby

    :shame:
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    So actually Annie lives 1.6 miles away from Dawg huh?

    That little devil.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Ha they probably stole someone's facebook picture for that ad.
     
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    OMG great avatar! Have and cocks shoved in your ass lately?
     
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    Poor Annie is raising a family of 4 and has no idear how many lewzwers are fapping to her images :backlol:
     
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    i liked the chick with dark skin complexion from the other day better stew. that one you were asking "for a friend"
     
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    Therein liesthe rub.
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I think his house is the central locale...we're all around within 1.6 miles in the perimiter
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I love the ones on fakebook that must read your IP locale...

    Hot blondes in Newark just waiting for you!

    yeah, right...there hasn't been a blonde person in Newark in 40 years LOL
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Oh she's gonna get it...well maybe
     
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    :jj: some of the ads are kinda hot. :facepalm:
     
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    LOL, it makes me feel better that you admit that...serious

    thank you
     
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