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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MissPoker, Dec 2, 2010.

  1. MissPoker

    MissPoker Active Member

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    Hi everybody, my name is Marianela, im from Argentina I was invited by a group of people who have serious problems with gambling, and they ve told me that i can talk about sex everywhere here. So here i am! Please be pacient with me and my english! :facepalm:

    This is me
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    :c
     
  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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  3. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Hi mari :evilwhip:
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    hi mari, whats your name in poker again?
     
  6. MissPoker

    MissPoker Active Member

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    The same

    you wish ;)
     
  7. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Welcome Marianela....Look at you, you large breasted ass grabber you. Start a sex thread, its never too soon. :D
     
  8. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    mmhmmm :happy:
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I see frutal
     
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    TYSON New Member VIP

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    Hi Mari! Welcome to the Saloon! :beer:
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Welcome to the Saloon Mari!
     
  12. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Welcome, Marianela! I don't speak any Spanish, but I can look like a moron with Google Translator! Watch and I'll show you:

    Usted parece ser toda una dama rolliza joven, que quiere venir aquí y hablar sucio. Añada a estos payasos. Varios son retrasados mentales. Y Schmoopy? "El rey de todos los Retarda"!
    Pero si usted habla amable con él, él va a comprar las cosas de la joyería Zales!
     
  13. MissPoker

    MissPoker Active Member

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    jajajajajjaja you made me laugh, you re right, i love speaking about sex, but my english isn´t good enough so ill try with Google Translator as you suggested, and see what i can do. Id love to meet Schmoopy, is he nice, has he a big dick? Tell me more about him!!
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    that didnt work dammit
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    "King Schmoopy" :lol:
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Welcome! If you want to meet Schmoopy, no need for Google translator. All you need to know is the following phrases:

    "Hey! I thought you said this vacuum was good?"

    "Where have you been for three days?"

    and

    "Dude. What's up with your eyes? And sinuses? And business?"
     
  18. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    hace 2 meses, Schmoopy salió del hospital para enfermos mentales. Trató de cambiar de sexo con una cuchilla de afeitar y unas tijeras de jardín.
    Parecía que estaba haciendo muñecas de papel.
     
  19. TYSON

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    :lol:
     
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    Welcome Mari! I'm happy to see you join here. :hat: