Higgs Is About To Show His Bossons On Cam

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

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    fuck u hal show some respect
     
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    who are you faggit
     
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    I'm a guest of the Underhill's.
     
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    fare enough HAI :hw:
     
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    Any nerds watching the stream able to translate this for me? I need this guy to take it down to level 3 on the dumb guy scale. I guess he's just explaing the data but "yo no comprendo"ing there, amigo.
     
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    thats some deep shit

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    Damn stream keeps cutting out.

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    Best part so far is watching all the super geniuses at CERN be mystified by Windows and PowerPoint. I wonder if they also have issues using escallators?
     
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    Summary of the data suggests that the flexible computing model to accomodate higher trigger rates and event sizes.

    Ok, ok...Im starting to understand this whole quantum mechanics idea. Physics, easier than I thought.
     
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    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Is she speaking a language you understand? Ive never felt dumber in my life.
     
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    The results are in. The god particle exists. Higgs is crying.