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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Im so high right now. Just drank vodka with just a splash (a splash!) of cranberry juice and some wine with my portion of halibut with 5 almonds. Im seeing colors and shapes and the paintings are talking to me. So friggin high.. and then i proposed to my statue of Venus De Milo because my doorman never gives it any respect. She accepted of course, but then again she was high from drinking a whole Michelob Ultra and half a glass of Pinot Grigio. So fucking high, mannnnnnn
     
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    You should try flying. How high is your roof?
     
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    Whoa man, just stay away from the hash oil and qualuudes bro.
     
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    How big is the doormans cock?
     
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    You're out of control. Get some help, fast.
     
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    who eats fish at 8am?
     
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    It's 5:30 here , so it's OK. :dance2:
     
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    Most common answer given? Homosexual Pescaterians
     
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    Coors light can thick, mannnn

    Just dropped 4 hits of blotter acid now... going to watch 2001 with my buds...oh man the ceiling is bleeding!!
     
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    if you get too high, you may orgy.
     
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    Love the name. 2112, Hemispheres, and Permanent Waves. The first 3 albums I ever bought with my own cash. They're still on heavy rotation.
     
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    That brings up an interesting thought, what does a pescaterians eat for breakfast?
     
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    This thread and op made me raff
     
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    :spit:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I was just about to say that!
     
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    Im glad i could make you guys get a laugh. Was having a bad work day (2 burials at calverton and 2 preps back at the funeral home), needed to make some harmless jokes only howard fans would understand.
     
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    calverton is a bitch to get to.
     
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    Yeah had to take 495 with the Hearst. Traffic sucked and then i at first had to go make a trip past this persons old neighborhood and house in manorville
     
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    just buried my mom at St. Charles, and that seemed to take forever. The driver said he HATES going to Calverton.
     

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