High Pitch Erik On The HSS Today

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  1. BethSucks

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    It's interesting how evolved Howard continues to allow this tub of shit to be on his show, his old appearance fee was $400-700, I'm not sure if that has changed. I've seen proof from the person that does his taxes before the apologists scream they don't get paid.

    Erik's history (allegedly):

    Scammed a limo driver using Stern's name
    Scammed a catering company using Stern's name
    Scammed numerous landlords out of tens of thousands in rent and damages
    Had his NSAL pets taken from him for poor care
    Sued his mother's estate and got in excess of $100,000 even though she wanted him to get nothing, then had the money put in a trust so he still qualified for government handouts.
    Has threatened people, including women and children with violence and all manner of racial and homophobic taunts

    I know there's shit I'm forgetting, those that have been on the receiving end of his bullshit ( @Anfkid ) feel free to add to the list.

    What would the AGT grandma's and Hampton's PC elitists think of Howard continuing to employ and promote this person?
     
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    • High Pitch Eric Visits. 07/21/14. 6:35am
      After the break Howard came right back and said he was eating a piece of fruit. He said he's trying to eat and do his fucking job too. He said most people don't get to eat on the job.
      Howard said that High Pitch Eric is fatter than ever. He said he called them and wanted to come in and give an update on his life. He now walks with a cane. Howard played a song parody as he was walking in. Howard said that some people think he's using the cane for sympathy. He's 43 years old and walking with a cane. Eric said he lost some weight. He said he went from 271 to 261. Howard said he bets it's more than that. Howard said he should weigh him.

      Howard asked why he's on a cane. Eric said he has a herniated, displaced disk. Howard said he does not. Howard said it has to be from the weight.

      Howard said he heard Eric went to a ''pre-dinner'' the other night. Eric said he and Joey went to IHOP for dinner. He said he had pancakes, three stacks, and some sunny side up eggs, 4 sausages and iced tea. Robin said it should be like a bartender where they have to tell you when to stop eating. Eric said he had to go to the emergency room too. He said his thumb was infected. Eric said they had to drain a lot of puss out. Eric said the food was more important. Howard asked if he ever thought of not eating 3 stacks of pancakes. Eric said one stack is 3 pancakes. He said he only had one stack. Howard said he thought it was 3 stacks. Eric said it was just one. Howard said maybe he could have just had one pancake. Eric said no. Howard said they just tweeted out a picture of him eating those pancakes.

      Howard asked Eric about why he keeps talking about suicide. Eric said he cut his arm a few weeks ago. He said he cut it because of his depression. Eric said his mom's anniversary just passed. He said he's been depressed. Howard asked how he's going to be a fireman if he can't walk. Eric said he doesn't know. Howard asked if he's really thinking of killing himself. Eric said he's on medication so he doesn't think he will. He rattled off like 4 meds that he's on. Eric said he fell asleep in the middle of the street one day. He said his mind just blacked out. Howard said that's because he's on so many medications. Eric said he knows. Robin asked if he feels better on the medications. Eric said he doesn't know. He said he just feels like he's out of it.

      Howard asked Eric if he has family to help. Eric said he doesn't know. Robin asked if he's working. Eric said he can't because of his back. Howard said he knows he could fix himself if he lost some weight. Eric said he knows he has to lose weight and he's trying. Howard said he has to just cut back on how much he eats. He said he could eat just one pancake instead of 3. He said he has to put some energy into his health.

      Eric said he went for an epidural and it's like anesthesia. He said he had to take Propofol and he went home and he was so out of it. He said he went to sleep and he thought he saw a tiger in his fucking window. He said the second time it happened he was sleeping and his neighbor heard him screaming. He said the police came to his door and he told them that he saw a tiger in his sleep.

      Howard asked if he has any friends he hangs out with. Eric said he lives in the same building as Joey Boots. He said they make buddy videos together. Howard asked if he fits in pretty well there. Eric said they fit in pretty well there. Howard said just imagine that building. Howard asked what the security deposit is there. Eric said he's not sure but it's not $50 like Howard is saying. Howard asked if it's some kind of welfare building. Eric said it's a regular building in the Bronx.

      Howard said Eric was at the Birthday Bash and he claims that Tan Mom was all over him. Eric said she was all over his legs straddling him. Howard asked why he didn't go with her. Eric said if she wasn't drunk it would have been a different story. Eric said he would have went with her if she wasn't drunk.

      Howard asked when Eric last had sex. Eric said it's been years. Howard asked if he could get it up for Tan Mom. Eric said he could. Howard asked if he gets a boner in the morning. Eric said he does. Howard asked if he still jerks off. Eric said no. He said he just doesn't do it. He said he's not in that kind of mood anymore. Howard said that must be from the medication.

      Howard said that's some update they got. Howard said they're all in shock now. Howard said Eric was willing to finger Benjy for them. Eric said he would have done that for the show. Howard said that was an interesting idea for him. He asked if he would have worn a glove. Eric said he would have and he would have used one or two fingers. Howard said he would have had to have kissed him too. Eric said he did that on terrestrial radio once. Benjy said he did kiss him on the lips. He said it was horrible. Benjy said they had a Jewish rapper who wanted to come on the show and he agreed to kiss Eric to get him on.

      Benjy suggested that they do a weight loss thing with Eric and threaten to finger him if he doesn't lose weight. Eric said he didn't want to be fingered. Howard said they could give him a couple of weeks. Eric said that he doesn't want that. He eventually gave in and said he could lose 10 pounds by September. Howard said they should just weigh him and not do that.

      Howard said he wants to find out if he's really 261 pounds. Howard said they'll take an hour to weigh him in over there. Eric got up and Howard said he has to weigh more than 261. Howard asked Fred. Fred said he thinks 270 at the least. He got on the scale and Will said he's at 360. Eric said that's what he meant to say earlier. Eric said he's down a pound. Howard laughed. Eric said he's down another pound. Howard said ''good for you.''

      Eric said he made the mistake earlier about the 260. He said he meant 360. Eric said 2 weeks ago he was 361 pounds. Howard said Fred was way off. Howard said he's 360 pounds. He was shocked. Eric said that's better than 370. Howard said he's right about that.

      Howard asked if he has anything else to give them an update about. Eric said he has a nurse there with him. Will said she's not a nurse, she's just a fan. Howard said he's not bringing her in. Eric said he needs someone to help him walk around. Robin said she can't help him walk around.

      Howard thanked Eric for coming in. He asked if he's trying to bang this girl. Eric said he's not. Howard said he's really draining him. He said it's hard to talk to him with all of this going on. He said he hasn't heard anything positive today. Eric said he hasn't had gout in a while. He said he's on medication for that.

      Howard said he heard Eric wanted to start a dog walking business but he has trouble walking. He asked how he could have that business. Eric said that was a year ago. Howard said he could walk back then. Eric said he could. Howard said not one person was willing to sign on with him. Eric said not one. He said he doesn't even have his dog anymore because they took his pets away from him.
      Howard gave Eric a plug for his Twitter account which is @HPErik71. Eric said that he's going to be at AGT next week for the live shows. Howard said he'll see him there and he's looking forward to that. Howard asked if he's going to bang Heidi Klum. Eric said he hopes so. Howard said he heard that he hugged Richard Roeper at the birthday show and he was soaking wet. Eric said it must have been hot.

      Eric asked if he had a song parody for him. Howard actually did have one. He said just about everyone on the show has a theme song. Howard said the guys who do the song parodies are doing them for everyone. Howard was about to let Eric go after that. He told him not to harm himself. Howard asked if he posted on Facebook that he was going to kill himself. Eric said he did. He said he was feeling sad about his mom and stuff and he did that. He said that's when he cut his arm. Eric showed the cut on his arm. Howard asked if that was when he was thinking suicidal. Eric said he did that on Mother's day. He said he sees a therapist and a psychiatrist. Howard asked Robin if she can imagine that job. Howard asked what they talk about. Eric said they talk about how he's feeling and he fills his prescription. Howard asked if he ever cries there. Eric said no. Howard asked if the doctors cry. Eric said he doesn't think so.

      Eric said he's been feeling like this for about a year now. Howard said he hopes he can get over it. Robin asked if he ever talks about being on the show. Eric said he never does. He talks about his mother and father. He said he's not on good terms with his father. He said his father tells him to pull himself together and he just can't.

      Robin asked where Eric sat at the IHOP. Eric said they sat in a booth. Howard asked if chairs ever break under him. Eric said no. They asked if he can fly on a plane. Eric said he can but he asks for a double belt. Howard let Eric go after that.
     
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    High Pitch Eric is truly scum of the earth.
     
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    Can someone please take him, Joey Boots, MFB, and all the kiss ass callers and just bury them alive.
     
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    I thought the day Joey Boots came out he retired and said he'd never be on the show again??
     
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    Put them all in a van and drive it into the Hudson River.
     
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    Grease fire! GREASE FIRE!!!
     
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    That wouldn't do any good, Erik's fat would float.
     
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    I have a solution for that. Fill him full of holes first. :hhh:
     
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    tl;dr
     
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    What a complete shit head. :facepalm:
     
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    I've been saying this for years. Same goes for that loser boots. They are crooks and should get zero attention.
     
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    LOL. Last night I was telling the story of when we used to kick him around on ArtieFanNetwork and he would threaten to stab people. He was my first internet death threat. I have received 2 since.
     
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    Is "Mark" some dude in a North Korean prison camp, being forced to do detailed transcription at gunpoint- at light speed?

    What else does is he forced to transcribe, episodes of Saved By the Bell? Zach said Mario Lopez said Tiffani said
     
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    What did the Hudson River ever do to you? o_O
     
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    I saw him last week coming out of a train in the subway, he did have a cane and was bigger than ever.
     
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    Howard is a bigger scammer than Eirk
     
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    Wigman has this piece of shit on yet when was Gilbert last on the show?
     
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