So High Pitch Mike is celebrating his birthday tonight. He went to see DJ Pauly D (of Jersey Shore fame) at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City. He is extremely excited. He even assembled a party "crew" (instead of celebrating by himself) They get down to Harrah's in Atlantic City. Ready to get the party started... .... and the bouncers refuse to let them in... because they are wearing shorts. For the past hour he's been cursing the DJ, Harrah's, NJ, $2 whores, and meatheads etc etc for disrespecting his crew, and ruining his birthday.