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High Pitch Mike's Birthday Ruined

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  1. JaredWD

    JaredWD Member

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    So High Pitch Mike is celebrating his birthday tonight.
    He went to see DJ Pauly D (of Jersey Shore fame) at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City.
    He is extremely excited.

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    He even assembled a party "crew" (instead of celebrating by himself)

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    They get down to Harrah's in Atlantic City. Ready to get the party started...
    .... and the bouncers refuse to let them in... because they are wearing shorts.

    For the past hour he's been cursing the DJ, Harrah's, NJ, $2 whores, and meatheads etc etc for disrespecting his crew, and ruining his birthday.

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    he should have stuck to blowing dudes at a Madonna concert
     
  3. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member VIP

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    The mean bouncer ruined the little princess' birthday. Waaaaaaaah!
     
  4. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth I GOT YOUR BODILY FLUID RIGHT HERE VIP

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    "But I'm from The Howard Stern Show!"


    "Who?"
     
  5. Herc

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    That lazy eyed motherfucker should have just stayed home . . .
     
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    Home is where you fake it.......
     
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    Is that Richard's wife on the right?
     
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    The clubs he frequents usually have gloryholes, so shorts seem like no big deal.
     
  10. luvsimpsons

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    ^^ Yes, I believe that's "Kristy" (Kristen) Christy

    Waaaaah, whiny fag. What the hell did he expect? He's not a celebrity, he's a fucking nobody.
     
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    What did he expect? The dress code was clearly posted right in front of him. It was also posted just off to his left, so you know he saw it.
     
  12. HORSETOOTHED

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    He's the creepiest person related to the Stern show... worse than Jeff the Vomit Guy or even Jon Hein.
     
  13. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Goo fuh you! Gold

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    [video=youtube;jPHIocuPF88]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPHIocuPF88&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    What self-respecting gay man doesn't travel with a change of clothes that includes at least one pair of slacks or jeans? :facepalm:

    I was denied access once to a bar for wearing sneakers, but it was some stupid "manly-man's" bar with pool tables and...whatever. They were all a bunch of douchebags, struggling with their own masculinity by denying access to anyone whom they felt wasn't "butch" enough for them.

    Ridiculous.
     
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    How so???
     
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    :lol:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Seriously, though. People spill drinks on you, others get sick. And what adult can't just go out and buy a pair of jeans somewhere?
     
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    "Are you telling me you're woiking for dat prick Howard Stoin?"
    [video=youtube;i2vugNA2NmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2vugNA2NmI[/video]
    "I can't believe how vile and obscene you are, if you're woiking for someone so, so, unchristianlike as Howard Stoin!"
     
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    He had a pair of capri pants Howard lent him, but he thought they were too gay.
     

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