WTF High School Honors Student Was Actually a Creepy Adult Pretending to Be a Kid

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  1. EndOfLine

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    Up until this week, Harrisburg High School student Asher Potts was an honors student with a 4.16 GPA, which probably wasn’t super hard for him, seeing as he was actually an adult man pretending to be a teenager.

    According to the AP, the large teen was actually Artur Samarin, a 23-year-old Ukranian man who lost his visa before deciding to embed himself in hell (high school). FOX 43 reports he was somehow able to obtain a driver’s license, social security card and “additional US documents.”



    It’s still unclear how the cops discovered Samarin was not, in fact, a teenager, and I have some other questions, too. Didn’t people wonder where his parents were? Why did he decide to be an overachieving teen? Did he get his first kiss or what? Was it just to get student discount at J Crew? That, honestly, I could understand—it’s 10 percent off EVERYTHING!!!!

    Anyway, the adult teen is now in jail, which is arguably better than being stuck in high school.

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    http://gawker.com/high-school-honors-student-was-actually-a-creepy-adult-1761275766
     
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    I wonder if he had a girlfriend in school. :eek:
     
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    Lol...pretty sure there was one or two in my high school. Or maybe they were just wierdoes.
     
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    Why in jail?
    What's the actual crime?
     
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    Borderline pedophilia.
     
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    Fraud. I am assuming that is a state school. And, he had illegal documentation.
     
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    I get the phoney docs part but did he actually take money?
     
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    He was undercover. With Johnny Depp. Looking out for the kids' interests. He is a hero.

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    Not cash in hand, but if it's a state school, he technically stole tax dollars. At least, I could see that argument.
     
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    I always wondered why this one kid was balding in high school. He was probably 35.
     
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    Yeah I guess. Just seems like every bed in jail taken up by someone like this, means one less for some violet POS that's gonna get released early
     
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    Being in the country illegally. He lost his Visa so he created thus false I'd. Plus all the fraud he likely committed to get the driver's license etc
     
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    That sure seems like a lot of medals on his chest for a guy who didn't go to war...or isn't in the army for that matter
     
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