Highlight of family friend's Christmas letter, a wreath made of transvaginal mesh revision supplies

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    "...As we finish off the year, I have been notified by the attorneys that they have settled with one of my mesh companies in a class action law suit. Hopefully a settlement will be forthcoming in months. While this six year journey has been life altering, I am hoping no more surgeries and trying to adjust.

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    [In holiday photo] Bottom right, Dr. ****, Head of Female Urology, me, ****, ****, nurse practitioner. I made a wreath of all of my different supplies, which I was told is hanging in their lounge and also took a cake. My urologist here in ****** trained under Dr. **** and hopes one day to have a wreath too!"
     
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    So she basically tells everyone she sends a card to that her pussy's been blown out?
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It was blown out last year but the mesh rotted, so this year was the blow out revision surgery.
     
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    What planet am I on ????
     
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    Im glad she did for our entertainment purposes, but why do people share that stuff? :jj:
     
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    " and also took a cake "


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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    She's pretty old. I think they don't care anymore.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Actually she's not even that old, she has a daughter who just graduated from high school. I think she is just nuts.
     
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    So.... we're on year six of my pussy having fallen out and still dealing with complications. Thank God we saw that commercial with Robert Wagner informing us about the class-action suit we could jump on.... We're going caroling later.... Hope my pussy stays in.... :hw:
     
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    :nopix:
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's theater of the mind.
     
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    It would make a great segment on 'This American Life'
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Here you go.

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    I'm going to re-read the card in David Sedaris' voice
     
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Ira Glass has a major speech impediment.
     
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