Hilaria to ruin body, Alec to have another disgusting little pig

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  1. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    Alec Baldwin, who punches photographers and hates media attention, picked the slowest news day of the year to announce that he and his attention whore wife are pregnant.

    Wonder what crazy position she was in when they conceived?
     
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    Ireland's inheritance just keeps getting smaller and smaller
     
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    Now we're going to get pregnancy yoga poses ... :facepalm:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Now she's worth big time millions. She will divorce him in under 2 years by "irreconcilable differences". The two children payout will be huge.
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    This is the one that got her knocked up.
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    Her stock outlook is now a sell......
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Her body will NEVER be ruined. She is so fucking hot. That Baldwin bastard has hit the lottery. No steak knives here.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Ah, yes, the Baldwins. Why, it's like the Kardashian family, but without the savvy to market their asinine behavior to the cable channels.

    My personal favorite will always be Daniel Baldwin, who forced the writers and producers of NBC's "Homicide: Life on the Street" to write his substance abuse into the show because he was such a train wreck when he showed up on set they basically had to address why the "actor" playing the "character" looked like he had been swimming in a vat of Taaka vodka with a cocaine life preserver in tow.

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Alec will say he got a bargain and it was worth it... he got some incredible bonus miles on his frequent fucker card with that hot sexy little spinner. Not bad for an old man.
     
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    While the Baldwin Asshole Gene runs very powerfully through Daniel in all that he fucks up, if I absolutely need to count on a Baldwin brother to do and say the wrong thing EVERY time, I'm going with Stephen. Let's not even get into the born again retardedness...that could be a thread unto itself. Just a few gems from his wiki page:

    In 2006, Baldwin launched a campaign to prevent an adult bookstore from opening in Nyack, NY where he resides.

    He has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials "HM" for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus and Kayla Bell that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008. He never appeared on the show and has since said that he regrets getting the tattoo.

    Baldwin and his wife defaulted on paying $824,488.36 on their mortgage. He filed for a Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition in New York, on July 21, 2009, according to a court document that says he is millions in debt.

    In December 2010, Baldwin filed a $3.8 million lawsuit against Kevin Costner over oil-separating technology that was used to help solve the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.[21] In June 2012, a jury sided with Costner and awarded Baldwin no damages.

    In March 2013, Baldwin pleaded guilty to failing to file income taxes for the years 2008, 2009 and 2010. Baldwin agreed to pay $300,000 within a year, or he will be sentenced to five years' probation and have five years to pay the money.
     
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    He's 56 - probably 57 by the time the kid pops.

    Hilaria is 30.

    57 year old daddy of a newborn? I can't imagine anything more wonderful. Bwahhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    :hilarious:

    Wait until she starts with the, "Alex why do you stay out so late? I have no life. When are you going to take care of the children so I can go back to teaching yoga?"

    Something tells me there is another "rude little pig" phone call in the future - about 3 years away.


    :backlol:
     
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    A baby at 57. :facepalm:

    Although, that's young for Larry King.


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    She is locking down her retirement :grad:
     
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    oh well Alec. no more of this

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    I think we can weather this baby burden.
    When Alec is back in the saddle....we will be back in the saddle
    :troops:
     
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    Did he throw a mummified corncob into her pussy?