Hilarious anecdote from shitty's dog dying...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by hoochieking, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    So when Ralph (an esteemed and highly respected poster here at Dawgs) heard that Shivs dog died after a botched neutering he asked shitty "shitty sorry to hear about your dog but I was wondering what is your wife going to do with all the extra peanut butter?"

    :jj:
     
  2. jdwhatever

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    I don't get it.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Hilarious may have been an overstatement bah.
     
  5. TonyJax

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  6. Mur

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    His dog died from neutering? :right:
     
  7. freds

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    bump.


    you're stupid.


    and "Ralph" is a tool.


    "ralph's" was a good poster.
     
  8. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    the peanut butter joke is funny.
     
  9. Westerberg

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    Sick burn.
     
  10. freds

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    get it?




    stupid.
     
  11. jdwhatever

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    this
     
  12. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    freds tries really hard
     
  13. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This

    I think hoochie is like a comedian that was funny 5 years ago but since he still gets gigs, he thinks he's still got it when in fact even the Killers of Comedy turned him down. Sal recommended a comedy coach.
     
  14. freds

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    you're naive in life.
     
  15. Acid

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    That was awful, almost JDWhatever territory
     
  16. Westerberg

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    I posted at Stern4gold before.
     
  17. Westerberg

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    lol
     
  18. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    Jfc dude it's a friggin message board nobody here is George Carlin, get a grip bro.
     
  19. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I also believe nantrax went too far with his analysis.
     
  20. Slippy

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    I've never found you funny, and always knew you were an utter asshole. Thank you for solidifying my beliefs.