Hilarious anecdote from Shiv's dog dying...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by hoochieking, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member 2010 OG

    Reputations:
    -54,437
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    9,451
    Likes Received:
    7,145
    So when Ralph (an esteemed and highly respected poster here at Dawgs) heard that Shivs dog died after a botched neutering he asked Shiv "shiv sorry to hear about your dog but I was wondering what is your wife going to do with all the extra peanut butter?"

    :jj:
     
  2. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

    Reputations:
    53,702
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    183,951
    Likes Received:
    20,953
    I don't get it.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    371,761
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    233,141
    Likes Received:
    124,398
  4. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

    Reputations:
    53,702
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    183,951
    Likes Received:
    20,953
    Hilarious may have been an overstatement bah.
     
  5. TonyJax

    TonyJax Jump For Black Cock Banned User

    Reputations:
    88,866
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    36,033
    Likes Received:
    25,820
  6. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

    Reputations:
    1,819
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,314
    Likes Received:
    1,506
    His dog died from neutering? :right:
     
  7. freds

    freds . 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    171,248
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    86,861
    Likes Received:
    50,131
    bump.


    you're stupid.


    and "Ralph" is a tool.


    "ralph's" was a good poster.
     
  8. freds

    freds . 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    171,248
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    86,861
    Likes Received:
    50,131
    the peanut butter joke is funny.
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    39,678
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    31,788
    Likes Received:
    14,250
    Sick burn.
     
  10. freds

    freds . 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    171,248
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    86,861
    Likes Received:
    50,131
    get it?




    stupid.
     
  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

    Reputations:
    53,702
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    183,951
    Likes Received:
    20,953
    this
     
  12. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

    Reputations:
    53,702
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    183,951
    Likes Received:
    20,953
    freds tries really hard
     
  13. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    165
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    28,041
    Likes Received:
    894
    This

    I think hoochie is like a comedian that was funny 5 years ago but since he still gets gigs, he thinks he's still got it when in fact even the Killers of Comedy turned him down. Sal recommended a comedy coach.
     
  14. freds

    freds . 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    171,248
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    86,861
    Likes Received:
    50,131

    you're naive in life.
     
  15. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    8,576
    Likes Received:
    14
    That was awful, almost JDWhatever territory
     
  16. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    39,678
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    31,788
    Likes Received:
    14,250
    I posted at Stern4gold before.
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    39,678
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    31,788
    Likes Received:
    14,250
    lol
     
  18. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member 2010 OG

    Reputations:
    -54,437
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    9,451
    Likes Received:
    7,145

    Jfc dude it's a friggin message board nobody here is George Carlin, get a grip bro.
     
  19. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member 2010 OG

    Reputations:
    -54,437
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    9,451
    Likes Received:
    7,145
    Yeah I also believe nantrax went too far with his analysis.
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,909
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,947
    I've never found you funny, and always knew you were an utter asshole. Thank you for solidifying my beliefs.