Hilarious Colonoscopy Recovery! - Howard related because he likes ass play

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  1. Chibbs

    Chibbs Well-Known Member

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    Hows your whole





























    family?
     
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    Oh honey...you are soooo embarrassing that I am going to film you and post it on the internet

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    They won't let you leave the hospital until you get rid of all the gas. It's the worst part of the colonoscopy. They inject your colon with air so they can run the camera and the tool to remove the polyps through it.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I was able to leave (with a friend driving) as soon as I was dressed. If they made you stay until all the air was gone you would be there for a day
     
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    I wasn't the least bit loopy or gassy
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Every colonoscopy I've had, I've been surrounded by Gorgeous nurses. Every fucking time.

    When your ass is hanging out and about to be invaded by lengthy, carbon-fiber medical instruments, you don't want cuties around. You want dogs around you so you can worry about the procedure instead of trying to recap the last time you shaved your ass.

    Ugly nurses have a place in this world. Let's give em their due.
     
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    Actually the " prep work" over the prior 12-24 hours is far worse than the colonoscopy you sleep through.
     
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    I think in the next few years they are going to replace the invasive colonoscopy with a CAT scan - then a few more years down the line with a pill that takes photos on the way through your system.
     
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    Is that shoenice??

     
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    Ain't nothing worse than this. Sam Simon still getting chemo for colon cancer. Got to give the guy credit. I would have given up long before him


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    wow, you really bring the funny:nocheer:
     
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    Well, you fart a lot anyway.
     
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    perfect asshole:jj:
     
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    I have only had this done once. I was given Fentanyl and was awake to watch the camera up my butt. My favorite part was the recovery area, where the nurse kept telling people she wanted to hear farting and a lot of it. Then they give you juice and a muffin and you go home. Worst was the prep part. I laughed a whole lot in the recovery area. I wouldn't know any of these people again if I saw them, but it was hilarious to see Nurse Ratched pausing at each bed to listen. Humans are so weird.
     
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    This.........
     
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    Chemo killed my mother.
    She was being treated for pancreatic cancer and the chemo ended up giving her cardiomyopathy by destroying her heart
     
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