News Hillary Clinton reported dead

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    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article101553692.html

    A TV anchor started his broadcast Sunday with a startling statement.

    “Good evening,” said WABC weekend anchor Joe Torres. “We begin with Hillary Clinton’s death.”

    Torres didn’t correct himself, but the broadcast continued on to report Clinton’s health troubles at Sunday’s 9/11 memorial ceremony in New York. The Democratic presidential candidate was dehydrated standing outside on the hot day, her campaign said, and video taken of her leaving the site early showed her needing assistance to get into a van.

    The station told TVSpy that the mistake was accidental.
     
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    Recorded with this.

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    I have jokes, but I'm afraid to launch em. This is one of those subjects where you can get carried away.
     
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    Looks like Bills working her like a puppet
     
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    "Hillary, we need to humanize you. So when the balloons drop try to look excited."
     
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    She just needs some coffee up her ass and a new wig.
     
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    Play this audio while watching Hillary.

     
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    He keeps her close like one would do with a tetarded child.
     
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    it's funny how tv anchors actually are a little like Ron Burgundy.
     
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    will trumph be at the foonee?
     
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    I'll believe Hillary is dead when a bunch of munchkins sing about it. Not a moment before.
     
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    That's always worked for me.
     
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    Me thinkin fatboy is tetarded. :giggle:
     
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    Why you posting a picture of Jamegumb?