Hillywood Parody

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  1. newcastlefan

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    Not really sure how this will go over, but I like what these guys create. This is their latest parody, of Sherlock.

     
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    yeah i want some of that too, but it needs capers and onions.
     
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    this is the polack version
     
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    Looks Jooish.
     
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    My ex got me so hooked on bagels. OMG lets go to Einsteins!! :facepalm:
     
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    Jews have been in Poland since the 1300s.
     
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    :eek:: pope:
     
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    They need to learn about capers and onions
     
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    Except for that time they gave us up to the Germans
     
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    Jews have been in Poland since the 1300s.
    True story. After the Dark Ages when the renaissance age started the kingski at the time invited the Jews and afforded them all the same rights and privileges as Christians. In return the Jews taught the pagan converts how to read, write, mathematics, etc..
     
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    My ass froggy, when the krauts steamrolled Poland they made no distinction. Speak polish! you die!
     
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    That's what happens to every society we go to, then when they chase us out their society decays. Happened to Spain, Arabs, Russia. We elevate where we are and they are unable to sustain the advanced level once we leave.
     
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    the poles gave us up to save their own butts.
     
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    Yeah that worked out well :rolleyes:
     
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    Never said it did. The nazis didn't see any difference between us, and they always planned to exterminate the poles as well.
     
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    They drove us out and we took nukes and B2 rockets with us. That didn't work out so well for them either.
     
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    @DarkFriday :coffee:
    The General Charter of Jewish Liberties known as the Statute of Kalisz was issued by the Duke of Greater PolandBoleslaus the Pious on September 8, 1264 in Kalisz.

    The statute granted Jews unprecedented legal rights in Europe, including exclusive jurisdiction over Jewish matters to Jewish courts, and established a separate tribunal for other criminal matters involving Christians and Jews. The statute was ratified by subsequent Polish Kings: Casimir III of Poland in 1334, Casimir IV of Poland in 1453, and Sigismund I of Poland in 1539.

    Following are abridged and translated excerpts from the forty-six chapters of the Statute of Kalisz:[1]

    1. ...Should a Jew be taken to court, not only a Christian must testify against him, but also a Jew, in order for the case to be considered valid.
    2. ... If any Christian shall sue a Jew, asserting that he has pawned securities with him, and the Jew denies it, then if the Christian refuses to accept the simple word of the Jew, the Jew by taking oath must be free of the Christian.
    10. ... As punishment for killing a Jew, a suitable punishment and confiscation of property is necessary.
    11. ... For striking a Jew, the usual punishment in the country shall apply.
    13. ... Jews shall not pay for the transport of their dead.
    14. Christian destroing cemetery exept normal penalty will lose assets.
    17. ...Any Jew may freely and securely walk or ride without any let or hindrance in our realm. They shall pay customary tolls just as other Christians do, and nothing else.
    22. ... If any of the Christians rashly and presumptuously jeers at their synagogues, such a Christian shall be required to pay and must pay to our palatine their guardian two talents of pepper as punishment.
    30. ... No Christian may summon any Jew into the ecclesiastical court in any way whatsoever, or for whatever property or summons he be summoned, nor shall the Jew make answer before the judge in the ecclesiastical court, but the Jew shall appear before his palatine appointed for that term, and furthermore the aforesaid palatine, along with our governor for that term, shall be required to defend and protect that Jew, and prohibit his responding to the summons of the ecclesiastical court. No Christian is to accuse a Jew of blood libel.
    36. ... Jews are allowed to purchase any items, as well as to touch bread and other food.
     
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    The Moors on Spain did something similar and their society flourished and once the drive us out they decayed and have never recovered. Persia did something similar. See how well Iran and Iraq are doing today?
     
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    I will protect you froggy :wub: