Hindsight is 20/20: "if I had to do it over...."

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Personally, I would not have married my ex husband b/c my parents pressured me into becoming an "honest woman".

    My dad lamented he was getting the "milk for free" :rolleyes:

    If hindsight is 20/20...how would you finish this sentence??
     
  2. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Where do I even start?:facepalm:
     
  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    well, how about starting at the beginning?
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    How many years do you have for me?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    How many years do you need?:)
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Well, I'm 51...Probably 26.
     
  7. Scarlett Ohara

    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

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    Holy Shit. This is a match up between the bible and War And Peace.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You too?
     
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  9. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    ...not let that fart rip at work when it actually turned into a fart accompanied by a wet, messy blowing of mud.
     
  10. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    I would have joined the military and gotten a free ride out of this shit hole.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    John won. :munch:
     
  12. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    If i had it to do over again? Hell that's a no-brainer: I would have done more critical thinking with my big head and not foolishly married my son's mother!
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Nothing. Everything has brought me where I am today and all that stuff. :D
     
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  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And perhaps into another one.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    It couldnt have turned out any worse. I have wasted my life here, 39, no kids, no wife, dead end job, yadda yadda....
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    So, when I was home from college, I think it was '91, my friends and I loved to water ski. I let go of the rope to come in to dock and thought it would be cool to flip out of the ski. Flipping over in a water ski doesn't work, they get caught underwater. I landed on my head in a foot of mud. No arms, nothing (two feet from shore). Somehow I popped up (thank God for the mud) otherwise I'd be in a wheelchair or worse right now. I was feet away from my friends waiting to go after me. They all cracked up laughing, rolling on the beach. I had mud dripping down my head. It still scares me to think about what I was thinking.
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Marriage and kids isn't for everyone, but sorry to hear you are not satisfied with your life. :(
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    I'd have changed my name to Claude Garfunkel.
     
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    On the other side you could have the wife from hell and terrible children. You never know.
     
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  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I just call that Wednesday.
     
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