Hipster Bar

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  1. rabbigottfried

    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    A friend of mine invited me today to hipster bar (never been to one before until today ).

    Let me admit before hand the women were a perfect noine.

    I noticed a common theme among all of the " patrons ". The need to show independence by either inking all over the body , cutting hair short near the ears, growing beard / moustache (mm and things of that nature). They serve Obscure drinks Not known to a lot of regulars ( their theme is to be against capitalism ). They were playing a japaneese movie with subtitles while songs from local artists were played (both were horrible ) Most of customers are " artists " . This is supposed to be one of the most happening places in chicago .

    Just left after having a beer and glad I have my scotch at home.

    FYI , I sport a trim beard too, but couldn't take too many Rebels without cause while I was there to unwind after working for 12 hours

    Has any one been to these kind of places and how did you feel ?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I once poked myself in the eye with a screwdriver while working on my Ford V8.

    Was it anything like that?
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    Close.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I have to imagine that those women must be aching for a real man and not a pussy hipster in skinny jeans. Can they really feel passionate about those feminine fairies? Seriously, does a 22 year-old woman overflowing with sexual energy get charged up over this:


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    I'm not hip, and Chicago's too far. So I go to my local biker bar.
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    dude, I told this one girl ( trying to impress her of course ) what I do for a living . Her first response " oh that's nice , so you work for the man ?"

    Big turnoff !
     
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    We have a few of those in Lawrence. It's a college town, so you're going to have kids who think they're smarter than everyone else.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    this thread needs pics :bigcry:
     
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    A 22 year old woman gets excited over this because it's the emasculation and pussification of the American male.

    I asked a couple of young women that I work with that same question and they both said they'd rather "hang" with these wimps because they can "make the rules" and these little fucks go along with it. The girls like them for the quick hook ups and companionship for the most part, because they let the women run things, then go back to thier shitty music, computers and video games when the girls leave.
     
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    If they serve "Moscow Mule" or anything else in a copper mug, just get up and walk the fuck out.
     
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    Unfortunately , it's not just people in their early twenties.

    I saw a wide variety of douches.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    did any of them have the waffen ss/slicked back undercut hairstyle?

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    And that's the rub.....these little wimps are playing organized kick-ball for fucks sake. And the teams are teaming with cute girls for the only reason that they can "compete more closely with the guys"
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    Yes this was a common these through out , along with those dark glasses ( I am pretty sure, none of them can read for shit).
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    what kind of glasses? Now you've got me curious
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    btw is it rude to question coworkers about their tattoos? What about strangers? I think not many tattooed people are hired in my office (nobody who deals with customers for sure). But on some people I can see it on their arm and am curious to ask nosy questions.
     
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    I was at a restaurant last weekend which is not at all what I'd consider hipster but they did have a drink in a copper mug, saw a few at the bar
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    was there a spittoon also?
     
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