Hitchhiker save woman...gives best NSFW interview ever

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  1. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    [video=youtube;4Y7i1ASCS5o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4Y7i1ASCS5o[/video]

    A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker in Fresno, trapping the man between two vehicles. According to a witness, Jett Simmons claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ before making racially charged threats and ramming his car into the PG&E worker.


    The witness—a hitchhiker "from Dogtown" by way of West Virginia named Kai (that it—just Kai)—says that after Simmons rammed the man, he got out of the car and tried to smother a bystander with a bear hug. That's when Kai sprung into action and hit the 6'4", 290-pound Simmons on the head with a hatchet. Once, twice, thrice.


    In the aftermath of the ordeal, the victim asked not to be identified and said that he only hopes his assailant gets the help he needs. Kai, meanwhile, gave the greatest interview in the history of television news.
     
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    Motherfucking A-right dude
     
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    Saw part of this on the Colbert Report, tuned into the middle of it and wasn't sure if it was for real or a skit, lmfao.

    He's like a character from an Eli Roth movie.
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    KAI WINS!

    [video=youtube;_e-BICIJDgk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e-BICIJDgk[/video]
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Epic Fruitloop Man. The best thing I've seen on the internet in ages.
     
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    [video=youtube;f3mX6rSJusg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3mX6rSJusg[/video]
     
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    The dude, aka Kai, has screen presence.
     
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    Wicked righteousness. :c
     
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    saw this a couple days ago and laughed my ass off. Dude is fucking hilarious. Now if thss had any fucking clue these days it would jump on this new WP
     
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  11. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    When he went Wham, Wham, Wham........This cat popped into my mind......Fo' sho' Brothers from different mothers........
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    "I'd had dabbed him up right there".......I love this kid!!!!
     
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    he should replace Gary or Hein and I just might listen again
     
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    Seems like a decent kid at heart but clearly things went terribly wrong at some point. If his story is on the level—and there's no real reason to doubt him other than the fact that he is clearly fried mentally—than good for him. Somehow though, I don't see things ending up well for Kai. Anyone else notice him slipping in and out of ebonics-influenced speech patterns? This combined with his random possession of a hatchet makes me suspect this kid might have been associated with that lowest scene of all at some point... The Juggalos.

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    My moneys on he was a "Throw Away" Kid.......Just makin' his way the only way he has available........He's alright by me
     
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    If my son could only grow up to be half the man Kai is......
     
  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "Doesn't matter, your looks, skills, age, size or anything, you're worthwhile"


    Thanks for that, early 90s throwback burnout dude.
     
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    So Kai's a crazy hitchhiker with a hatchet and somehow this story isn't about him killing innocent motorists??
     
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    are they remaking Fast Times at Ridgemont High? if so, they found their new Spicoli
     
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