Hitting on a really hot 29 year old American girl on the Norwegian dating site

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  1. garypagetwo

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    garypagetwo style :cool:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Faggot style
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo My Gun Is Numb VIP Gold

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    better than chriza style end up with a trashed kitchen and a lean cuisine that smells like urine :jj:
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    u can do it gary!
     
  5. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Keep yer head up, Gare. :cool:
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    mmmmmmmmmm...

    ah yeah.

    <licks lips>
     
  7. garypagetwo

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    thanks guys :)
    repped!
     
  8. MatthewT

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    yeah, go troll somewhere else, you pressed roast beef melvin faggit :pie:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Get that shit bro. Eye on the prize.
     
  10. O Face

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    why is she typing in English? Is this a Norwegian-American dating site?
     
  11. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    when he gets here, he'll do it.
     
  12. eliasbboy

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    So wait, the dates on the posts are in Norwegian, but the text is in English? :scratch:
     
  13. garypagetwo

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    thanks bro
    It's Norwegian, and apparently she speaks it, but prefers English? Anyways, she lives in Norway.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Don't give up the leather cheerio on the first date.
     
  15. MatthewT

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    lie harder, faggit
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    What the fuck are you even talking about? You have next to no experience whatsoever! :rofl:
     
  17. garypagetwo

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    so fucking jealous :jj: baldy
     
  18. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Did you tell her about your dick sucking lips?
     
  19. Avery

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    Experience crying and being afraid to show a girl your little pecker. :jj:
     
  20. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I've already found this bitch and I'm letting her know about gary's goiter and his hygiene issues.