Hitting on women (strangers) in public

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dirty South, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    What's your move/line?
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Smooth customers don't need premeditated moves/lines.
     
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    normally just stare at them until they are thoroughly creeped out than say hi like JD Harmeyer.
     
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    I want to stick my fingers down your throat and tap on your lungs
     
  6. Dirty South

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    I buy them a McFlurry or tell them about my sober driving service. Bitches love sober driving service.
     
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    Being too drunk to stand up. :dontknow:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I ask, "you wanna turn this rape into a murder?"
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    "I have over 100k posts on an internet message board" usually seals the deal everytime :up:
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Online is where it's at for Gomez
     
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    :spit:
     
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    I usually use a smooth line on them like, "Is your name Google? Cause I've been searching for you my whole life."
     
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    Bumming a cigarette was always the BEST ice breaker back in the day.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    ya wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
     
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    "Hi, how are you?"
     
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    Left hook.