Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dirty South, Feb 2, 2016.
What's your move/line?
Smooth customers don't need premeditated moves/lines.
normally just stare at them until they are thoroughly creeped out than say hi like JD Harmeyer.
I want to stick my fingers down your throat and tap on your lungs
@women which method works best on you...
I buy them a McFlurry or tell them about my sober driving service. Bitches love sober driving service.
Being too drunk to stand up.
I ask, "you wanna turn this rape into a murder?"
"I have over 100k posts on an internet message board" usually seals the deal everytime
Online is where it's at for Gomez
I usually use a smooth line on them like, "Is your name Google? Cause I've been searching for you my whole life."
Bumming a cigarette was always the BEST ice breaker back in the day.
ya wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
"Hi, how are you?"