Stern Show Hmus' first mention of GTD and Marci Turk

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  1. TallTyrion

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    Plugging the fuck out of getting things done. Turk mentioned as "this woman"
     
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    He needed someone to tell him to use different folders and unsubscribe from emails. What a dumb shit...
     
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    Fucking pathetic.
     
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    "She put me into a whole new frame of mind with the way I work"

    "There's going to be a whole new change around here -- with all my new powers. Everybody get ready...everybody."

    No shit...
     
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    "...and this woman, she turned my life around"

    "By the way Gary, I might have her making a little visit to your office
    Wait 'til you see what's going on around here."

    Wow, this really was the seed which hatched the entire show change.
     
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    He is amazing. Such a gullible idiot.
     
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    She's an inspiration to him every single day and changed his life. :rofl:

     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Reminds me of when Sarno convinced Stern that his book could cure homosexuality.
    Howard went with it and ran with it. Of course, he wont admit to that today.
     
  9. TallTyrion

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    That Woman will be in your office next Gary.....sounds like a threat to me.
    Gary of course went in full ass kiss mode after that.
     
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    Now he's using her for filler - counts on lots more of that. Will be a variation of the "repeat after me" bits that he did 4 billion times with Gary.
     
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    What an ugly nightmare. Why does anyone still listen?
     
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    2 things that are strange to me about this clip
    1) how seemingly emotional Hmus got about how this woman changed his life
    2) the shit look on Beffo's face while he's saying the words.
     
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    I think he might legitimately be retarded at this point, isn't organization something you learn in 1st grade?
     
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    He could have done that all on his own if he had devoted the 8 hours to it that he devoted to the meeting. Then he hired her because he couldn't maintain the system.
     
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    His daughters hate him. There is a forum devoted to fucking with, and shitting on him. His mansion smells like cat piss. He's married to a vapid golddigger.

    ...but his emails are organized.
     
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    Gary was demoted. Turk is the COO of the Stern Show. Gary was "Executive Producer". He was second in command behind Howard. Now he's nothing more than a glorified secretary.
     
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    Wow! He is insane. Marci Turk is great because he says he has to do something and she tells him to do it now? I would love to be a fly in Howard's therapy session because it is clear that Marci is just a mother surrogate.

    Howard has serious mommy issues to go with his daddy issues. It must drive him crazy that his parents won't die.
     
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    Is the Wig a secret $cientologist?

    (Now THAT would be joo-see!!!)

    :c
     
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    And as a secretary, Gary types with Two fingers