I'm revealing this because, well...the show sucks and I found the pattern. Here's how every interview goes: Stern: You must get a lot of chicks being a movie star and all Star: Um, I’ve been married for 15 years Stern: Yeah, but you get a lot of girls throwing themselves at you anyway…right? I mean that’s got to be hard, right? Star: I’m here to talk about my movie Stern: Oh yeah….hey, do you watch America’s got Talent? Star: My kids watch it. Stern: Oh, because I’m on there….say, how big is your cock? Beer Can Thick?