Hoarding Buried Alive is on tonight.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DogStar69, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    That show makes Animal God's apartment look like a palace.
     
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    The fridge is always the worst. It's like ground zero for a hoarder.
     
  3. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Does someone have the picture of the plate with the black baby girl on it that Dan was trying to sell on Ebay?
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I've never watched a whole episode of that show, but from what I have seen those people use their entire kitchen as a trash can and use their entire house as a litter box.
     
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    My formula to make a hoarder. You need a person: 1/4 stupid + 1/4 lazy + 1/4 crazy + 1/4 hoarder genetics = hoarder.
     
  6. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Dan killed a blaek baby girl and put her on a plate? :dontknow:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Most of them don't have working fridges, but yeah it's like chemical weapons in there. The bathrooms are always a nightmare too.
     
  8. CaptainQueeg

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    Oh yeah, never. You see a lot of them duct taped shut, full of all its crimes against nature goodness.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Please, like he has time to rest food on a plate before he gobbles it up...:rolleye:






    It was a plate with a drawing of a baby's face on it. He finds a lot of useless junk and puts it on Ebay.
     
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    Yeah, but not until he fried her in the skillet. Nobody eats negro tartare. Not even that fat bastard.
     
  11. CaptainQueeg

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    I remember Pocahontus.

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  12. DogStar69

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    MotherFuck

    I downgraded my cable and I don't have TLC anymore.

    I'll have to wait a few days to watch it online I guess.
     
  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Is that one of his? People from Ebay would be horrified to see what the place where their stuff was coming from looked like. He needs to tell Nikkerz he's sorry, stat!
     
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    I always preferred Hyapatia.
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    Football is on. Don't be a homo
     
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    That plate is highly collectible.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Knew this native American dude who knocked up this slutty goth chick that I knew. He went with a few of my friends and I to install carpet in this girl's house. He said to me on the way there, "I have a tape, may I put it in your tape player?". I said "Certainly, sir." and he puts it in and it was all this weird native American chanting. Dude was wicked into being a Native American dude.
     
  18. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    BARELY football.. certainly not worthy of undivided attn. :D
     
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    What the fuck did I just see?
     
  20. CaptainQueeg

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    From Big Dan's greasy fingers:

    Here is a Pocahontas collector plate I bought for a dollar and I'm starting on ebay for 6.99.