HOAs are fucking bullshit!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Aug 9, 2013.

  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    If I wanna cut a tree down, put a fence up or change the mailbox on MY property I shouldn't have to jump through hundreds of hoops. :cuss:
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I agree.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck you
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    HOAs keep the riff raff from cutting down trees, putting up ugly fences and putting up large mouth bass shaped mailboxes
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    rednecks should not move into deed restricted communities
     
  6. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    ^ member of the board who drives around neighborhood in a golf cart wearing a fanny pack full of fake citations to hand out.

    Nerd.
     
  7. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    so don't buy into one
     
  8. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    ^ too poor and credit too low despite length of time eligible for employment.
     
  9. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Too late. :facepalm:
     
  10. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I totally agree with property owners rights but I do take protection of mature trees very seriously. The longevity and beauty of mature trees (unless diseased or causing massive structural damage) is something I wish more people cared about instead of just cutting them down for whatever reason.
     
  11. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    This shouldn't be a surprise to you
     
  12. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    :lol:
     
  13. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I don't live in one :cheer2:
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    you did read the covenants and restrictions before you bought, right? :umunch:
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    just fuck all the members of the board, I know you're up to it
     
  16. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I want to cut it down so it doesn't crush my roof in the event of a hurricane. Trees are everywhere. I don't think the world will miss this one.
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    ^ future HOA board member ^
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    kill the tree, then they can't stop you
     
  19. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Yeah but I didn't think any one would actually enforce them.
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Wah.