Hoaward said some pretty shitty things this week

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  1. JoeyG

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    As if we need more reasons to prove that he is a douche of the highest order, here's some highlights - I should've added Robin to the title of this thread too.(from Marks Friggin):
    Note: When I started reading Marks friggin and copying/pasting shitty stuff Howard and Robin said, I had no idea it would be this much stuff. I apologize for the length. I probably missed more stuff too.

    Monday:
    Howard said anyone can get in there if they want to........ It's not even raining there yet. Robin said they say that the afternoon commute is what they're worried about. Howard said he's predicting that nothing will happen and they'll downgrade it to high winds and rain.

    Howard said they have like two boxes of spaghetti and they're planning on this thing just blowing over.

    Howard said that the weather people make people panic over this stuff. He said she's all worked up and there's nothing even going on. Robin said she'd make a great weather lady. Howard said he thinks that she would.

    Gary said Howard has made fun of the people who didn't come in today. Howard said it looks a little weird to him that they didn't even try to come in when there is nothing keeping them from trying. Howard said that the weather hasn't even gotten there yet. Gary said that they were afraid that they might get stuck in the city.
    Howard said this whole thing is weird to him because they didn't get the weather that they thought they were going to get.

    John (Bolaris) said it's what they call ''The perfect storm.'' He said it's a bunch of rare atmospheric conditions that are going to combine. He said the winds will ramp up today and they will be gusting at 70-75 MPH. He said that southern Manhattan will flood out. He said that the FDR Drive will be under 4-6 feet of water by tonight. John said they are evacuating and they haven't seen anything like this since 1992. He said that nothing like this has ever been predicted either. Howard said he thinks that the predictions are too much and they're making too much out of it.

    Tuesday:

    He said Shuli, Benjy, Robin and Fred were there. Howard said these are the guys you want to go to war with....... Howard said Gary went home to take care of his house but he's not sure how that works. He said he's a pussy. Howard said that he doesn't have that mentality.

    Howard said Doug Goodstein is the biggest pussy ever. He said he would never go to war with him. Howard said Doug didn't come in yesterday because the offices were closed. Howard said there was no problem in the city though. Howard said everyone is so fucked up with the work. He said it's crazy. Robin said these guys are of the generation who don't know about that kind of work ethic.

    Howard said he could have put his family in the hotel but Gary said that he doesn't have the staff to watch his house. Howard said he was being attacked by this beaver faced prick.

    Howard said Gary thought he was being mean yesterday. He said if that's the way you think then you'll probably never go anywhere in life.

    Howard asked Jon (Lieberman) how he affords a house. He said he must be getting paid too much.

    Howard had the guys bring in John Bolaris. Howard said he scared the shit out of everyone. John said he did but rightly so.

    Howard said never go into the army with Doug (Goodstein). Scott said he was told it was through the legal department that they were told not to come in. Howard said he should have come in yesterday. Scott said he heard him giving them shit yesterday so that's why he came in today. Howard said he should just go home now.

    Howard told Steve to get him an egg white wrap. Scott said they'll have that. Howard asked Steve if he can depend on him for that. Steve said he can. Howard said that's little Steven Brandano. Howard said he will take what he can get at this point. He said he'd love to have egg salad but he's sure it has mayo in it. Howard said he doesn't want anyone calling him a girl for worrying about that.

    Robin said she found it interesting that people went to the beach even though they were told to get away from low lying areas. Howard said you root for them to die when they do that too. Robin said she saw people at the dunes doing stunts behind the reporters who were there.

    Howard said yesterday he decided to take some ''me time'' after getting so irritated by Gary.

    Howard said that he can't believe he's being left to call the shots on this Kimmel show. Howard said he just agreed to do Jimmy's show and he didn't know he was going to be going through all of this. He said he can't make it.....Howard said he's not sure if he'll be able to make it in to the show today......Howard said he wants to do the show and he's not looking to get out of it.

    Wednesday:
    Howard said he hates doing those appearances but he adores Jimmy and he didn't want to be a dick so he did the show. Robin said Jimmy didn't seem to embrace him like she would have thought.

    Howard said that on Monday he wanted to stay home but he didn't stay home. Howard said he has come in during all kinds of weather. He said he has kids and a wife and a home to take care of but he want to work. Howard said he came in during all kinds of weather..... Howard told him he's (Doug Goodstein) out of line.

    Robin asked Doug how he protected his family. Doug said that something could have happened. Robin said she would have gotten her family out if she was in that situation. Howard said Robin wanted to be home too but she came in.

    Robin said he's acting like there's going to be danger. Doug said he has trees on his property.

    Howard said that Richard is worried about flooding. He said that he can't stop the wind. Howard and Fred did their Richard impressions and goofed on him for a short time. Howard said Richard should have been there. He said he's sure he wouldn't have flooded out being 30 floors up. Richard said they had water pouring in. Howard said he did too. He said he went through 2 towels. Richard said they had to use a lot of clothes to sop up the water.

    Richard said that Robin wasn't actually there. She was at home doing the show. Robin went off on him and said that she was working a week after having a major operation... ''ASSHOLE!'' Robin told him to never mention her name again.

    Richard said their apartment would have been flooded. Howard said he claims thousands of dollars in damage would have happened. Howard said that it wouldn't have been that much. Robin said it would have been tens of dollars.

    Robin said that she's not sure why these people go back to their house if they think their family is in danger. Howard asked Scott why he would send the family to a hotel and stay at the house himself. Robin said that her B.S. meter was going off with Scott.
     
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    This is a guy who works less that 100 days a year bitching about his people not coming in.
     
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    Hopefully someone on Mr. Malone's family felt the wreath of sandy and Howard's simple-mindedness will get back to Malone and really piss him off.
     
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    Word has been circulating for a while that Malone was never a fan of the Wig. Maybe he is the "Adolph Eichmann!" Who Howard quoted twice on Wednesday as the one threatening to slash Howard's budget..
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out where this nice, overly-lenient boss is that Howard is always claiming to be.
     
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    Howchie must have been on his "rag" last week.
     
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    i'm not sure but did he quit agt after work wednesday?
     
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    disgusting. He is not living in the real world
     
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    Howard's staff should tell him to shove his Christmas party up his ass. It would embarrass the hell out of him if no one went and deprive him of another chance to crow about what a great party he threw and how wonderful and generous he is. Why would they want to socialize with that asshole when he obviously cares nothing about them?
     
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    Howard was more shitty than usual this week. He really came off as an asshole. If anything happens in his apartment his staff of minions will take care off it so they do not have to hear him carrry on. Same thing in the Hamptons - he will sue the insurance company if they don't pay. Anything that needs to be repaired his staff will take care of. His kids are not around - he can't understand why someone would want to be with their kids? Last storm all Horsey had to say was she did not want the animoes there and they flew them out - on a private jet I am sure. THAT he has no problem with.
     
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    Even some of Corporate wondered why he came in....since he's always off anyways!

    Howards answer: My fans are counting on me...this makes good radio.
     
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    He and Beth both... Their solution to everything is "hire someone". No problem when you're a fucking multimillionaire! :pissed:
     
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    Howard went on Kimmel looking for applause that he worked that morning.
     
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    The fact of the matter is that Howard relied on Ronnie to be "dependable."

    If Ronnie wasn't able to drive Howard his 84 miles to work through all of what hell hath unleashed, he wouldn't be there either.

    If Ronnie wasn't available for Howard, Howard would have never made it to the studio. Howard made that clear on Monday's show.

    Then he gives Richard shit for not making it in from Queens??? What an asshole.
     
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    I can't get past that particular exchange. Ronnie wanted to go home to his girlfriend and dogs, but Howard insisted he should stay in the city to drive him 10 blocks to work. He really couldn't walk? (And forget the jokes - a knit cap would've held the wig down in the hurricane winds.) He demonstrated, once again, that he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. He's a creep.
     
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    Also, the same guy who bragged that he "took charge of his life" because he was keeping his own appointment calendar admitted he doesn't know how to get from the Sirius building to his apartment. In the past it was revealed that Howard didn't know his own phone number. Most 6-year olds are more in charge of their lives than he is.
     
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    You forgot to add that he's a guy working less than 100 days a year, and making around six figures per hour doing it. You'd think such a wealthy man would at least treat his staff to pizza or something... What a fucking douche.
     
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    I'm sure that rat faced bastard will somehow do a complete 180 for next week's shows.

    Fuck him.
     
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    Let's face it, Howard has no one to come home to except his pets and a stupid bimbo. His kids are spread out all over the world and don't want to have anything to do with him. He does not have a normal family life and is extremely jealous of the staff members who do. That's why he was lashing out all week.
     
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    It will be interesting to see how Howard handles next week's show.

    I'd guess he'll read e-mail that 90% supports him 5% supports the staff...5% supports Shuli in the Jackie/Artie chair.
     

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