holding hands or sharing secrets??

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by sweatdaddy, Jun 21, 2014.

  1. sweatdaddy

    sweatdaddy Active Member

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    guys how do I get this girl to trust me...
     
  2. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    crank shots
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Let her finger your ass. Major trust, right there.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you a faggit? :scratch:
     
  5. sweatdaddy

    sweatdaddy Active Member

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    i sometimes lie naked on my stomach in the bathroom, arch my ass up in the air, suck up as much air as possible, and stick a finger up there

    so yeah

    i'm practicing ha ha
     
  6. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    one word, rufinol.
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

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    Send her pics and vids of that. She will absolutely love it!
     
  8. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

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    :lol:
     
  9. sweatdaddy

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    i have a shitty ass flip phone other wize i wud
     
  10. JJDealer

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  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You aren't really committed. I can see why she is having trust issues :nocheer:
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Tell her she looks particularly thick and rugged this evening.