WTF Holed out for an eagle today

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Played from the tips.

    530 yards, decent drive, layup shot, in the hole from 140.

    PM me for autographs. :c
     
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    200, 200, and 140?

    should have hit from the ladies tees.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Isn't the real story on that guy is he puked and didn't shit his pants?
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    Nice. Never had one before
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    no dummy.

    240. 150. 140.

    I was just trying to make par.
     
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    Tough to tell- no spew on his chin or shirt- I'm going with the pants canon.
     
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    Not sure. I choose to believe it is a spontaneous butterscotch milky shit eruption.
     
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    I do that a lot. Not hole out Eagles. But lay up second shot of par 5 so I have a full swing approach shot. Im not great at judging how hard to swing to get it 75 yards. I'd rather be 135 or further out
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I holed out on this same hole a year ago. But I had hit it in the weeds so it was just a birdie.
     
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    Fuck golf...your home is paradise. You win!!
     
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    when i played i was the biggest pussy off the tee. i could hit 220 in the fairway easily, but if i loaded up i was in the woods.

    and we have a lot of rattlesnakes here.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    be happy to show you how golf is like oysters.
     
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    I've had similar accomplishments on internet golf....try wgt.com it's free and the best golf game ever.....
     
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    Buddy of mine threw two aces playing disc golf today also...
     
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    Now I'm curious....
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :beer:

    Eagles make you feel like an animal


    I'm due, baby
     
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    It's not free if you want decent equipment