Holiday Drama?

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    This is the time of year when the shit hits the fan in my family. We're stereotypes when it comes to fighting over the holidays. It starts with thanksgiving trauma and ends with drunken New Years make-up hugging.
    This year the theme is, "When is the divorce?" My brother is having marital issues and the tension is thick.
    Last year my ex and her shit ways took center stage.
    Anyone else?
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ha. Yep. JUST had words with someone about thanksgiving. :)
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    did you see the movie, this is where I leave you......funny as hell family issues
     
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    Can I come to your house?? My family is boring as fuck!
     
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    you bringing home the ginger limey?
     
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    my dad just gets drunk and goofs on fags, blacks, and pakis
     
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    No problems because I'm usually half in the bag and have to go to work the next day. The trick is show up late, drink heavily and leave early. Never seems to be a problem. Also, eating fast and head for the tv. When everyone is done eating, wash some dishes, and get the fuck out of Dodge.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    No! The Scot has a reputation with my family. I'm keeping her under wraps for now.
    Last year was the fat Puerto Rican.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...no issues here i dont hang with people i dont like i got rid of all that baggage long ago.
     
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    They just did a pretty funny skit about this on SNL last night. I'd post it but I'm retarded :jj:
     
  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Every year my sister comes over, gets loaded criticizes everything I do but won't help and then leaves. Puts her pie in a napkin...this year my leg is really broken good and I can't even stand. So I'm ordering from Marie callendars.
    And my mom is on deathwatch...it should be a bloody good time for all..

    Yep..can't fucking wait

    F mutt
     
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    I miss the days of holiday dysfunction. There is very little of my extended family left and they are spread out all over the country.
     
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    My brother is divorcing my sister in law, so it's bound to be bad.
    Of course someone will try to talk politics.
    I will start smoking again just to get out of the house.
     
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    My brother isn't having Thanksgiving with my dad and me. First time in 45-years that he has missed Thanksgiving. This is especially fucked up since my mom passed away 12 years ago, and my dad and I are basically the only family he has.

    He has a girlfriend now and is blowing us off. He's had girlfriends before, including his daughter's mom, but he's never done this before. Shit, I was married and always made it home for at least part of Thanksgiving with the folks.

    I don't know. Maybe I'm being too hard on him.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I want to drink with your pops.
     
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    My mom is completely sober and a phrase like "jewed down" will pop out.
     
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    Am I your father?
     
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    I keep hoping that my brother-in-law will announce that he's gay but it never happens.
     
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    I want to Thanksgiving and Christmas with your dad. He sounds like a pretty swell guy. I don't think my family likes me very much.
     
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    That's not sexy. Say sexy things.
     
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