Holiday Howchie Question

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by AuntDolly, Nov 23, 2013.

  1. AuntDolly

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    I may have missed it over the years, but I've never heard Howchie mentioning any holidays spent (i.e., dinner out) with Beff's clan. He'll discuss his parents (and a daughter once in a great while), but never the O's.

    I think a holiday video / photo shoot with "Beff & the boys" would be a perfect sequel to that summer abomination. I'm sure there's plenty of room at Chimneyville for her to cart-wheel in front of the Christmas tree. :usanta:
     
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    I seem to remember him loading up all the animal and fleeing to the inlaws during a storm. :scratch:
     
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    Ah yes, kinda rings a bell now. I'm reasonably sure it would take an emergency for him to go to Pittsburg, except for that time he fertographed the skyline at a weird angle.
     
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    That's when he took that horrific slanted sunset picture of Pittsburg that he put up for auction. A couple years ago he mentioned "making" a pre-holiday party for his folks and Ashley but that's about it. I think they spend the actual day at a table for two basking in the glow of their mirrors while everyone else is thankful that they stayed home.
     
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    The smell of a beautiful baked turkey with oyster dressing will not be smelled in that eroneous mansion this year :grad:
     
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    Isn't her father a criminal?
     
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    Yep, felony conviction for insurance fraud, lost his license, paid fine, got probation.
     
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    A bikini cartwheel in the snow would work as well. Maybe photoshop in some kittens as well.
     
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    I seriously hope he gave the Howard TV crew like a damn severance package/Xmas bonus but yeah what the fuck am I saying of course not
     
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    Reminiscent of the 40' long dinner table for 2 scene in Citizen Kane
     
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    From marksfriggin........

    2012: No mention


    2011: Howard said he had a nice dinner with his parents, sister and brother in law and the kids. He said they had a nice crowd. Howard said he didn't end up cooking anything. They just had a meal out at the restaurant for their Thanksgiving. (discussion ends and Howard moves on to talking about babysitter porn).


    2010: Howard said he didn't do anything over vacation. He said they had Thanksgiving on Friday. He said the kids were away with their mother down in Florida. Howard said that's what happens when you get divorced. Howard said no one seems to want to be with him anyway. Howard said he never gets invited to go to Thanksgiving either. He said he's just not a pleasant person to be with. Howard said he and Beth had a nice lasagna and wine. Howard said they had some turkey in the lasagna but it was mostly eggplant. Howard said they watched some movies over the holiday too.


    2009: No mention


    2008: No mention


    2007: Howard changed subjects and talked about his Thanksgiving dinner. He said he had a ton of family over for the holiday and it was all beautiful. Howard said his father was talking to his youngest daughter Ashley about why they picked that certain day to be Thanksgiving day. Howard said he didn't really know why so he just told his dad to tell them but he keeps asking over and over. Howard said he just wanted his father to explain it instead of quizzing them about it. Howard said his daughter told him he was mean when he yelled at his dad. Howard said it's not supposed to be a game show though and he just wanted him to give them the answer. Howard said his father is just trying to prove that he's smarter than everyone, that's the way he takes it. His daughter felt like it was something she was learning and didn't think he was trying to prove anything.


    2006: Howard said he had his Thanksgiving on Saturday because his wife had the kids on Thursday.
     
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    I know where you found that pic. :rofl: :beer:

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    Holy fucking shit- this "English teacher" can't spell SUBSTITUTE correctly... WOW :wtf:

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    New slogan: "On the go with Judy O" - slogan by Howard?