Holiday reflection time: Do you remember when you found out there was no santa?

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i vaguely remember being 5-6 and crying in my bed because i had done something bad, and my father told me santa was not coming.

    then my cousin joesph who was 12 came in and dragged me to a closet, opened the door and pointed out all the toys in bags on the shelf. and saying "santa is bullshit, your parents buy the gifts"

    i was never so happy in my young life.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    2:14 pm 12/22/10 :sad:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    LOL...sorry man
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    That's some long title you got there sipz.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    live it learn it
     
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    GSD Active Member

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    Pretty sure I was around 8

    I had younger siblings though so still had to keep my mouth shut
     
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    Grow up. :rolleye:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You better vote for me!!!!! We both have a love for Gilbert, Seinfeld and I've always defended you in The Lounge!!!!! :mad:
     
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    U just don't believe cuz ur on da naughty list

    Santa is rl
     
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    :jj:
     
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    my mom said it all the time around christmas when she we get pissed at me and my bro and sis. My fourth grade teacher confirmed it when we when she was mad at the whole class and then she told us all to grow up and get real and half the class started crying.:funny:
     
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    I was 5. But I already kinda knew. We found the "Santa" paper in my mom's closet.
     
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    :spit:

    I wonder how many calls she got from angry parents for THAT one! :jj:


    ...then again, no 4th-grader should be believing in Santa.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol....scarred for life.
     
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    Jews are born skeptical.
     
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    Que?
     
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    this thread is on topic once again
     
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    Wait there's no SANTA are you fucking kidding me!!!!!
     
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    :cheer: Topo! :cheer: