Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Dec 24, 2014.
Reconnaissance photo just in:
Heading next to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia .... I wonder what kinds of neat toys he'll be bringing the children of the Middle East
Your girlfriend ??
Headless corpses and fields of molten glass, hopefully
Santa does not deliver presents to heathen African boon children.
Better not get to close to Somalia. Those fuckers will try to take the sleigh for ransom.
Just showed that to my nephew and now he's trying to calculate what time it is in Russia so he can see if the Santa Tracker is legit.
Santa has special powers.. That couldn't happen
I'm Santa Claus now.
Santa would have brought that guy some teef if he wasn't such a naughty asshole