Holy Fuck I Bet Chrizer Wished Ms Chrizer Were In High Schooll, To Buy This For Prom!

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    *School* of course, fucknuts.

    From KFC...Fried chicken corsages!

    Holy fuck he'd be on this like white on rice!

    KFC has come up with a novel idea for prom season: a KFC chicken corsage.

    No, it's not a joke.

    KFC is actually selling these online (chicken not included) for $20 each, according to AdWeek.com.

    "Each corsage kit includes a $5 KFC gift check, so you can customize your corsage with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy or Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Whichever best matches her dress. Local corsages will have fresh baby's breath and out-of-town corsages will have silk baby's breath."

    KFC even posted a YouTube video of what the proposed prom date would be like.


    The commercial is fucking gay, though.
    [video=youtube;UJdUSxFbJbw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJdUSxFbJbw[/video]







    http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/kfc-promotes-chicken-corsages-for-the-prom
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    now don't go getting all worked up about it.
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Probably the worst use of commas I've ever seen
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the girl in the commercial has gorgeous eyes though.
     
  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Go research a trendy, hipster-wanna-be thread to start later already, Dink.
     
  6. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    So you're thinking about Chriza at 10pm on a Sunday night. OK. Got it.
     
  7. TonyJax

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    Nice to see the young man brushed his hair for the big event.
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    You just typed "start later already."
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you can't research things a hipster would like, faggit. :owned:
     
  10. VAsiCkBoy

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    Should have used a black couple :coffee:
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    taint is flustered.
     
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    would plow :bbed:
     
  13. Splash

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    I'm a fan but he's losing lost lose it
     
  14. TripTo My Taint

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    Headlines have slightly different rules than sentences, yet the comma's still grammatically correct. :secret:
     
  15. TonyJax

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    That would have been racist. :hat:
     
  16. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    but believable :grad:

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  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol:
     
  18. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    You too are now ...point, or just trolling?
     
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    :lol:
     
  20. Gitfiddle

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    KFC sounds good. :bigthink