Holy fuck I'm BORED

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm stuck house sitting on a SATURDAY NIGHT and I'm so bored I could eat my own dick

    I'm thinking about making dinner before the Ducks game



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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    1st :yes:
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What a shock :smile:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Equally shocking :jj:
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You're bored??????? :suicide:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Actually this was just an experiment to see who posts on Saturday nights

    BUT I'm smelling a cooking thread as long as I'm stuck here so it won't be a total loss :cheer:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M FUCKING STUCK OUT IN THE DAMN COUNTRY AND I'M AFRAID I'LL GET RAPED :chair:
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    33..?







    :facepalm:
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    what are ya gonna cook.. frozen fishsticks?
     
  12. Oscar Wilde

    Oscar Wilde Member

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    i would probably eat your dick too if it was convenient.
     
  13. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You should really try eating your own dick..May pass the time
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :scratch: Is there a reason behind this new schtick you've decided on and are you going to explain it at any point?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No, ASSHOLE

    It's gon be good and I have a whole hour to make it :dancin:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :shucks:
     
  17. HelloYooHoo

    HelloYooHoo Well-Known Member

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    hmmmmm......I would like to see the maneuver you would do to accomplish that task.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And by the way, there's another shock :jj:
     
  19. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Im bored as shit. I want to lay low tonite since I was out so late the last couple of nights and am doing outdoorsy things tomorrow, but Im losing my mind.
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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