Holy fuck I'm horny

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Damn
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Me too Goddammit. I keep putting up Craigslist ads, but never get any real hits. Fucking twats.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Jerk off.

    Saves you money and frustration.
     
  6. Joe Bauers

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    You make marriage sound awesome.
     
  8. Joe Bauers

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    :chimp:
     
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  9. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    All I been finding on there are junkies, fat broads and spam.
     
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    u don't care
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I checked back page in my area. I'll pass
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Everyone say it with me...

    shitty, go play in traffic.
     
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    shitty said "Holy fuck I'm horny"

    Don't look at me when you say that!:fil:
     
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    I was horny about 2 hours ago. Then I went upstairs and had sex with my gf. Now I'm thirsty, so I'm walking to the kitchen to get a beer. I'll let ya'll know what I do later when I get hungry.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Sure he's a dope for not masturbating, but is he really a jerk off?:bigthink
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Joe my man. What up?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That ain't nice
     
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    :lo5: :hic: :bounce:
     
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    Wanna Neflix and chill?
     
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    "Horny"??? Too many of these in your Halloween bag, kid?...

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