Holy fuck Naz is hot

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I fucked him
     
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    where are his lips?
     
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    He and I are like twins
     
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    I can see the resemblance.
     
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    Looks like Homer Simpson on Ladies Night!
     
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    Chriza has a drunk naked nurse in the sheets he probably hasn't washed in 4 months and he's here posting about naz

    What an asshole
     
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    She's not naked she's wearing my t shirt AND my shorts
     
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    Not the shorts with the skids in them I hope
     
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    HAHA you joke
     
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    Get off the net. You've got a half naked girl on deck.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    SHE'S FINE
     
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    Looks like one of them no fly listed assholes. :coffee:
     
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    Cute loving nurse and Chriza puts her in soiled clothing while he posts about a Canadian on the internet
     
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    I'd sooner get throat fucked by a Samoan from Carson than post on the internet about a no-lipped message board mod while some broad is laying in my bed in my t-shirt and boxers.
     
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    There's probably supposed to be a comma in there somewhere, but I'm a little tipsy.
     
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    I'm sure you get distracted by that massive dong of yours tickling your ankles all the time... it's understandable
     
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    Lets keep this about that dream boat Naz.

    I'll bet he's got a hairy back like a real man.

    Mmmmm.
     
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    I had an Asian girl wax my chest before spring break once in college... bad idea
     
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    Should've paid an extra 10 bucks for the "Slurpee" and a "Big Gulp."