Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 5, 2015.
I fucked him
where are his lips?
He and I are like twins
I can see the resemblance.
Looks like Homer Simpson on Ladies Night!
Chriza has a drunk naked nurse in the sheets he probably hasn't washed in 4 months and he's here posting about naz
What an asshole
She's not naked she's wearing my t shirt AND my shorts
Not the shorts with the skids in them I hope
HAHA you joke
Get off the net. You've got a half naked girl on deck.
Looks like one of them no fly listed assholes.
Cute loving nurse and Chriza puts her in soiled clothing while he posts about a Canadian on the internet
I'd sooner get throat fucked by a Samoan from Carson than post on the internet about a no-lipped message board mod while some broad is laying in my bed in my t-shirt and boxers.
There's probably supposed to be a comma in there somewhere, but I'm a little tipsy.
I'm sure you get distracted by that massive dong of yours tickling your ankles all the time... it's understandable
Lets keep this about that dream boat Naz.
I'll bet he's got a hairy back like a real man.
I had an Asian girl wax my chest before spring break once in college... bad idea
Should've paid an extra 10 bucks for the "Slurpee" and a "Big Gulp."