Holy Fuck...The Bar is Dead!!

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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  3. Phil McKrakin

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    :rolleyes:

     
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    Don't do this....
     
  7. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Sorry, I was busy looking up info on Costa Rica for my trip in June.

    I wanna know where da bitches at.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Priorities...I get it.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hell, I've got a topic for you:

    How do you get the homos from following you around the gym?

    I can't shake these muthafuckas.

    Dead serious.
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    Pick 'em up and suck their dick!



    Wait...wrong punchline.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I need to get everything together to make the most of my trip.

    That way, I'll have an interesting thread when I get back.

    If I find one that's around 5'10" with wide hips and a fat ass; I probably won't be posting anymore.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :jj:

    Look, I have no problem with the gays as long as they're happy.

    But, don't flirt with me, stare at me or follow me around.
     
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    JFC... :facepalm:

    My house is a fucking mess right now. Between the nephews and the animals over the last few weeks I may have to burn this motherfucker down.
     
  15. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Where are we going with this, slick?

    You asking to move in with me or something?
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I bought a generic go pro camera off Amazon for 40 bucks.

    Me and my younger brother plan on going zip lining and I figured I'd tape the experience.

    I also bought citronella wrist bands for the trip.

    We'll see how good those things work.
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

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    Nope. Just anticipating the week of yellow shitstorms that I'm going to have to deal with tomorrow after the woman gets back from grocery shopping and I then tell her to clean all this shit up.
     
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    Well, you could be in my shoes where you're single, getting drunk on a Friday night and posting on a message board all night.

    Wait a minute...
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Aw Jesus.