Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Apr 23, 2016.
Don't do this....
Sorry, I was busy looking up info on Costa Rica for my trip in June.
I wanna know where da bitches at.
Priorities...I get it.
Hell, I've got a topic for you:
How do you get the homos from following you around the gym?
I can't shake these muthafuckas.
Pick 'em up and suck their dick!
I need to get everything together to make the most of my trip.
That way, I'll have an interesting thread when I get back.
If I find one that's around 5'10" with wide hips and a fat ass; I probably won't be posting anymore.
Look, I have no problem with the gays as long as they're happy.
But, don't flirt with me, stare at me or follow me around.
My house is a fucking mess right now. Between the nephews and the animals over the last few weeks I may have to burn this motherfucker down.
Where are we going with this, slick?
You asking to move in with me or something?
I bought a generic go pro camera off Amazon for 40 bucks.
Me and my younger brother plan on going zip lining and I figured I'd tape the experience.
I also bought citronella wrist bands for the trip.
We'll see how good those things work.
Nope. Just anticipating the week of yellow shitstorms that I'm going to have to deal with tomorrow after the woman gets back from grocery shopping and I then tell her to clean all this shit up.
Well, you could be in my shoes where you're single, getting drunk on a Friday night and posting on a message board all night.
Wait a minute...