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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Yo its like i just had an anxiety attack. Im at a party where i know like 5 people and my chest started gettin tight and i started sweatin cuz its mad awkward, im freakin out maaan.
     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    40mg of Celexa a day will clear that right up :hw:
     
  3. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    quick!

    kill yourself
     
  4. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I guess you're back to the wigger material. :facepalm:
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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  6. Oscar Wilde

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    It's nice to hear that intercourse has acquired heavenly status.
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Im dead serious i came to my car to get some ac and some deep breaths
     
  8. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Elite athletes don't have anxiety attacks. :no:
     
  9. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    My friend does Yoga to quell anxiety attacks. It helps her so much.
     
  10. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    you're sweating cuz you're fat, not anxious :hw:
     
  11. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Having sex while she is in a Yoga position would help her more.

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  12. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Dannon?

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  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Imma get them pills thia sucks
     
  14. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Where would you find something like this? :wtf:
     
  15. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    have a couple of drinks, you'll be fine. :rolleyes: big baby
     
  16. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"
    The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.
    "Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!" They went grumbling back down the hill.


    Later, the boy sang out again, "Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.
    When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'wolf' when there is NO wolf!"
    But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.


    Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Wolf! Wolf!"
    But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.
    At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.


    "There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?"
    An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.
    "We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
     
  17. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    The interweb
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Just do a google search for 'naked young children/well hung babies' :thumbup2:
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Can I have your valuable electronics, since you won't be needing them much longer?
     
  20. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Its so simple :dontknow: