Holy Fuckballs, my dog's nose is falling off!!!

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    Took him in for a biopsy the other day...vet said it may be doggie Lupas or some such shit. :bigcry:

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  3. Phil McKrakin

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    Heartless cocksuckers!!! :grr:
     
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    Now everyone launch in here with their own sad dog stories ostensibly trying to make Phil feel better by letting him know he's not alone when in effect all they are really doing is talking about themselves. Again.
     
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    I do that all the time. :shucks:
     
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    Sorry about your dog's nose falling off.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    One of my favorite things to do is tweak his little nose until he gets all riled up and barks at me like he wants to bite my jugular. :tears:
     
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    I don't even have a dog!!:bigcry:
     
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    How's your kitten?
     
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    Get you a dog then.
     
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    Nice going Phil.
     
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    Oh, so it's nose just falls off? I don't think so. :fil:
     
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    Only Phil would have a dog whose nose falls off. :jj:
     
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    That sucks man. Can they fit him with a prosthetic nose so he can sniff your nuts?
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

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    Phil's dog is an alcoholic. It's just a real bad case of gin blossoms.
     
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    Phil, my dog dies this last Christmas morning, so I know how you feel. I still cry for him
     
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    Meow!~

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    Very artsy, with the reflection and whatnot :smile:
     
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