Holy fucking shit! Bartending!

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    They had me run the bar solo tonight. Holy fuck! Probably the hottesest girl we've ever had up here started small talk with me!
    Then a rediculously hot blonde with her tits smooshed together wanted me to switch her merlot it a different Bigger glass, I asked if she wanted me to fill it up afterwards, she said oh please, then blew me a kiss as she walked off!

    Who knew bartenders scored so much pussy!
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    You got zero pussy
     
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    Everyone. :dontknow:
     
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    Whores like free booze. It's like jews w/ the sun.
     
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    Phil is delivering a lot of truth ITT.
     
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    I'm speaking of the future pussy I shall receive as well as the interest on said pussy I should have been receiving all the years
     
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    Yeah. You're late to the race.
     
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    In the biggest ewwwwwwwwww moment of the night there was a 21 year old skinny white blonde dumb as a box of rocks girl with a 50+ black guy
     
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    :crack:
     
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    You dont think I'm too old to get in on this!
     
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    If you're breathing you have time. Just get rid of the sideburns, pork-chops. It's 2015
     
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    Speaking of drunken sex w/ hot chicks- I had a fun night :cool:
     
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  13. Phil McKrakin

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    Google says fuck you, faggot.
     
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    Phil is googling ITT.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    It's so informative.
     
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  16. Gwarn1

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    What happened :munch:
     
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    I had sex w/ my hot drunk lady :cool:
     
  18. Gwarn1

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    Google ain't the only one
     
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  19. Phil McKrakin

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    BOOM...Let's leave out all the R s t l and n's
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    Yahoo called you a queer. It's unanimous.
     
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