Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 16, 2014.
Holy fucktits I'm up before 11!
i jerked off in the shower today
I'm going to see Godzilla tomorrow in IMAX 3D!!!!
I've been waiting with my weeny in my hand for this thread!
i want to pet Devs tittays
This is a group effort.
...actually I was up at like, 9!
Making pasta salad.
I just ate a shitload of bacon. I cooked it so it was really chewy and a tiny bit crispy. It was just right.
Made it at home. I had shorts on.
Hopefully I'm going to red robin this weekend.
this only makes me happy because on saturday, i go to IHOP for a massive breakfast!
I ate a ton of genoa salami and pepperoni as I was making my pasta salad.
Also snitched some feta.
And tomatoes. And olive slices.
i contemplated going to mcdonalds for breakfast but instead i ate a pop tart
Are you gonna get what I said this time
I didn't go last weekend
what did you say the tavern burger?