HOly Mackerall!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Yea its that time again im single and I need that dick and you know whos dick i want fuckking me in my mouth slapping me in my cute ass face like 24/7 . I want to secretly get a job at the Ford Dealarship and be an apprentice or some shit and secretly seduce the fuck out of him. do everything he asks be all submissive and shit and finally just get him in the inventory room and just go fucking wild on him.throw him up against the wall and just go down on him like nothing he has ever fucking experienced ever. then i just want to keep telling him im his biggest dirty slut and he can do whatever he wants and hell be like get on the fucking desk. ill sit on it and get bulldozed by the bull. I want to get Mike dickad from Mack hahaha . :smiley:

    yea im a fucking whore you want to put your arms around my neck khow what the fuck your doing.:p
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    jesus christ
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Sounds gay
     
  4. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    You talking about this guy Mario?

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  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Da Bears...
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Now that you mention it....
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Slowly back out of the thread.....:hole:
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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  9. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Holy Shit :cwl:
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Awesome.
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :ninja:
     
  13. Just Peachy

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    The thread title says it all! Get on it stat Mario!

    Mack will get you a good deal on tires too! All you have to do is ask ;)
     
  14. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    I need a rape shower after reading that
     
  15. pheelios

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    Mack did indeed help me in purchasing my newest set of tires ;)
     
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  17. Caster Fly

    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    LMAO!

    Pinky never gets old...

    REPS!
     
  18. SeXtion 8

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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj: :jj:

    Reps for mad skillz.
     
  20. jobbey

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