Holy mother fucking shit on a shingle! I'm pissed! This affects Us all!

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    So Im trying to watch the giants game, my sweet angel faced daughter wants to watch national lampoons Christmas vacation on ABC family.So I say to her "sweetheart, let daddy watch the game, I'll DVr your movie and we can watch it after the game"She agrees so after the game I go to put on the movie.The movie has a big box over it saying "to order, text 555-5555"So I get mad and call direct tv, they say since they offer the movie on pay per view I have to pay for it because it's out of abc family's viewing time Some straight up bullshit!Today it's Clark W griswald jr. Tomorrow it's the walking dead or whatever you pathetic nerds watch all the time.The end of the DVr is here!
     
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    12/21/12
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Show us your dick again
     
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    what has three balls and didn't read that?
     
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    Satalitte dish was a good deal until about 2003 now you have the beta max of channel providers.
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    God I hope so
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Only a mater of time until the other guys start doing it"to watch this episode of breaking bad go to the ppv Chanel and pay $1.99" That's how it starts
     
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    Then a dvr would be worthless.
     
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    What's next pay to watch commercials?
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thats my point scooter.
    glad I'm not going too fast for you
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Some of them are pretty good. Those super bowl commercials are worth at least a quarter
     
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    Your daughter sounds like she has entitlement issues
     
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    All jokes aside but you are right
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    She has more issues than that
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Shot Dead

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    My dvr works fine
     
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    sarnie a.k.a. sarine VIP

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    i saw it
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    DVr a movie your cable company offers on ppv and see how fine it works
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    That fucking movie is 25 years old for Christ sakes and they want 3 bucks to see it!

    Ive said it before and I'll say it again, capitalism just doesn't work!
     
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Me too, it was very generic
     

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