Holy Shit: How Fast Did the Wig Break Character to Toss Bigfoot Jr. Under the Bus?

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  1. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Sorry for the week delay but I only catch a few minutes here and there of repeats of the HSS trainwreck these days, mostly while I'm taking a shit. Apparently BF Jr. was in last week and he made a joke about rape in connection with the Hulk/Heather tape. Wig wakes up and doesn't waste a second: "That's just a joke...Jason Tesoro said that."

    So, this asshole with the most powerful lawyers on the planet, (except when it comes to drafting effective contracts, of course), who makes a few hundred thousand every hour that he bores his former fans has to hang out to dry the poor shlub who probably gets a few hundy and car fare to do his show to try to make sure that he's the only one who gets sued for the only funny lines on his whorrrible show. What an asshole.
     
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    Howard will not be denied his marbles . . .
     
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    Sounds like the Wiggy we love.
     
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    GRRRRRREAAATTT CATCH Clumpy!!! I listened back and you're absolutely right as usual!! I made an audio/vid of the segment which features Eric the Midget getting his SacK-ramento balls busted by Big Foot Jr. as they segue' into the Hogan/Bubba/Heather saga.

    VERY shady the way Wigward wiggles out of this innocuous comment and reflexively throws Jason Tesoro under the chimney and outs him. Litigious Don fuckwald 101 at it's finest.

    [video=youtube;AI1DDIUcXuQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI1DDIUcXuQ&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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    ^ Actually a pretty good ETM call. Fred's doing the sounds and everything!
     
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    I was listening to the same show this morning and thought exactly the same thing. No one said Hulk had raped Heather, Bigfoot Jr merely said he wanted to rape her. He also said he was going eat Eric the Midget shit him out and eat him again and that he had also fucked a corpse.

    Does Howard really consider that people think Bigfoot Jr is a real person and intends carrying out those acts.

    He has become a real pussy. What a wanker.

    It is so instinctive the way he says "it wasn't me, it was him".

    It was funny that Fred played the bit where Howard argues with Gary about "who has got the biggest balls" shortly after during a break. Howard says he has real balls because he has fought against authority his whole career to push the boundaries of humor.

    Was that coincidence or Fred thinking the same thing as us.
     
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    Including PRE NUPS
     
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    I loved that ETM call. The main reason was that someone finally called him a MIDGET and ragged on his stupid ass.
     
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    FWIW the statement is @ ~5:00
     
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    Good points on all fronts. Howard reminded me of like a Batman villain that would throw his henchmen under the wig when Batman gets the drop on he or she.
     
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    Thanks for posting that clip. That Jason does a great job doing BigFoot Sr. That was the first time I heard him sit in for a show. I'm glad they are able to get some funny out of BigFoot Sr. Otherwise it would just go wasted as they can't bring in BF Sr.

    As far as throwing Jason under the bus, I think a little bit of Howard's motive was to protect BigFoot Sr. from more legal problems. Naw, thinking about it that can't be the reason. Maybe he just wanted BigFoot Sr to know the name of the guy who's making money off his likeness, so he could sue Jason. BigFoot Sr. still doesn't know about Jr.

    BTW, BigFoot Sr. does have a disturbing porno. Some things you just can't un-see as much as you'd like to.
     
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    the real hypocrisy here is that Howard got pissed at Eric the Midget for "revealing" Wanda Sykes and ruining his fun...
     
  13. ClumpyStern

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    There's no possible way that announcing his name could benefit or protect Jason in any way. The exact opposite: Total dick move to put any possible blame directly on him and him alone, exactly the way he tried to get Billy West to sign an indemnification clause taking full responsibility for anything that resulted in a law suit over any content he contributed. Obviously, Jason already had to sign that shit to sit in there and this was just Fuckhead's way of eliminating any possible doubt as to who came up with the line that Jason spoke.
     
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    That's a good point clumpy, I remember vividly Billy West doing interviews with like Carolla, Fitz, OA where he said Howard made him sign that and it's the real reason why he won't do the show in any capacity these days even to promote .
     
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    Fun for him perhaps. Not fun for us that's for sure . . .
     
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    Why didn't Howard just dump the part?
    Just a dick move by Howard.
     
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    too bad because that Bigfoot Jr. bit was the funniest thing on the show in a very long time, I finally remembered laughter (sincerely Robert Plant). Howard no longer loves over-the-top, no-holds-barred comedy............................. it is.
     
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    It starts around 5:00 in for those that don't want to wait.
     
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    Big foot jr does a pretty imitation but I rather the real deal