Holy shit!! I just remembered that I had sex with Dana Perino!

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  1. freds

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    in a dream. she was blowing President Obama whilst i gave it to her doggie style (which i like.)


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    in other news, i just spent three days in Big Bear.

    living like a rock star.
     
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    it's called a triple combo spin off, young man.

    i'm an innovator.
     
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    goddamn double quotes :wtf:
     
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    Kanye is not a "welcome back" kind of guy.

    noted.
     
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    Bro knows how to win friends and influence people.
     
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    Bud is a faggot who e-stalks women on the internets
     
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    Good for you Freds, fake sex is better than no sex. :hug:
     
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    Calm down Dave
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    as i typed that i could see the cliff coming fast.
     
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    For Freds ;)
     
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    Who am I stalking?
     
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    Welcome back freds.
     
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    hey Bud put your phone out again because im sure HEader will text you THIS time :backlol:
     
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    Hey Fred when you coming out to DC? we should go to this new place provision 14
     
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